Tony Sparano catches them at the gate before they can leave...."eeeeyyyy....where you's guys goin'? You paid to swim with the Dolphins, I suggest you swim with the Dolphins. Your only other option also involves swimming with the fishes."
This actually would be a good idea for a charity event. I'm serious. The annual "Swim With The Dolphins". As a break from training camp, the Dolphins could have an afternoon swim and fans could pay $$$ to join them. All money goes to charity. I'm a genius!
If it was the cheerleaders they wouldn't be able to find a pool big enough and would need an armored car for the money. I could just see a long line leading out into and down the street and Police directing traffic. They would have to have Dolphin linemen as bouncers to throw people out of the pool so the next one in line could get in.
I'm pretty sure I could find a way around them if you told me there was a pool full of cheerleaders a block in front of them.
I'm not getting in any pool full of cheerleaders with 100s of other guys. Also, no guys would be able to exit the pool!
