Funny/Bad Relationship stories!!!!

Glad to see this thread is going well...

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"alen1 wrote:

Glad to see this thread is going well...

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Thanks for helping the cause bro:pity:

"SickFinFan33 wrote:

Thanks for helping the cause bro:pity:

Lol sorry. I dont have anything really bad/funny. Probably the worst is when I avoided my girlfriend for two weeks and we went to the same school. I avoided her out of school. Again I said i had nothing bad lol.

Do you have any bad ones or funny ones?

"alen1 wrote:

Lol sorry. I dont have anything really bad/funny. Probably the worst is when I avoided my girlfriend for two weeks and we went to the same school. I avoided her out of school. Again I said i had nothing bad lol.

Do you have any bad ones or funny ones?

well ill start with the bad.......i "took a break" for 3 days with my girlfriend of 3 years in highschool so i could go to a party and have sex with some other chick i had been talking to and i didnt wanna cheat on her.........ouch

Also her mom was psycho.....we were both 15 at the time, she would literally drive us to the grocery store.....go shopping and let us stay in her suv and do our dirty work, and would call before she came outside so we could get dressed and finish up.....now as a parent, thats insane!!!!!!

Funny--my wife was ontop during......a sexual experience and her 6 yr old daughter walked in on us and asked what we were doing?! thats always fun

then my wife was performing oral.......and i guess her daughter saw us because the next day she asked if i had a "boo boo on my leg" because mommy was kissing it better LMAO:lol:

"SickFinFan33 wrote:

well ill start with the bad.......i "took a break" for 3 days with my girlfriend of 3 years in highschool so i could go to a party and have sex with some other chick i had been talking to and i didnt wanna cheat on her.........ouch

Also her mom was psycho.....we were both 15 at the time, she would literally drive us to the grocery store.....go shopping and let us stay in her suv and do our dirty work, and would call before she came outside so we could get dressed and finish up.....now as a parent, thats insane!!!!!!

Funny--my wife was ontop during......a sexual experience and her 6 yr old daughter walked in on us and asked what we were doing?! thats always fun

then my wife was performing oral.......and i guess her daughter saw us because the next day she asked if i had a "boo boo on my leg" because mommy was kissing it better LMAO:lol:

:sidelol:LMAO

First off, I could prolly write a BOOK on crazy relationship stuff. Most of my stories are better told in person, but I'll give you a quick one since this thread is obviously hurting...

When i first moved to Coral Springs I started dating this girl who lived in Ft. Lauderdale and not a nice neighborhood at that. We'd been together about 3 months and I still had not met her father. She always told me he was very mean an sometimes violent and didnt like the thought of ANYONE dating his little girl (she had just turned 18)

I used to make comments to her like, "Whats he gonna do? Beat me up?"

Turns out he was a former Marine... Anyways she invited me to a New Years Eve party and asked that I meet her at her house. When I arrived I was greeted by her little brother telling me "You shouldnt be here...my dads coming..."

This made me a little uneasy. My gf was in the bathrrom getting ready and she yells out for me to go wait in the car because her dad is on the way over. Now Im a little scared. She runs out of the house, gets in the car an starts it up, at the same time her dad rolls down the street flashing his lights.

Kristin pulls out anyway (not wanting the confrontation). She decides to call her dad on the cell to let him know we would be late and had no time to stop. His reply "GET YOUR ****IN ASS BACK HERE!"

Now I am FREAKING out. She rolls down the street to turn around and all I can think to say is "You wanna drop me off on the corner and come back and pick me up?" She agrees, apologizes, and drops me off.

So now I am on the corner of some street in LAUDERDALE at 8pm... a hispanic family was staring at me as I tried to act like I using my cell phone. A white kid standing on the street corner of a mostlly minority neighborhood. She came back 15 MINUTES later. The longest 15 mins of my life. Kristin finally picked me up and had several sweet marks where her dad had slapped her around.

Better her than me I guess :lol:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

First off, I could prolly write a BOOK on crazy relationship stuff. Most of my stories are better told in person, but I'll give you a quick one since this thread is obviously hurting...

When i first moved to Coral Springs I started dating this girl who lived in Ft. Lauderdale and not a nice neighborhood at that. We'd been together about 3 months and I still had not met her father. She always told me he was very mean an sometimes violent and didnt like the thought of ANYONE dating his little girl (she had just turned 18)

I used to make comments to her like, "Whats he gonna do? Beat me up?"

Turns out he was a former Marine... Anyways she invited me to a New Years Eve party and asked that I meet her at her house. When I arrived I was greeted by her little brother telling me "You shouldnt be here...my dads coming..."

This made me a little uneasy. My gf was in the bathrrom getting ready and she yells out for me to go wait in the car because her dad is on the way over. Now Im a little scared. She runs out of the house, gets in the car an starts it up, at the same time her dad rolls down the street flashing his lights.

Kristin pulls out anyway (not wanting the confrontation). She decides to call her dad on the cell to let him know we would be late and had no time to stop. His reply "GET YOUR ****IN ASS BACK HERE!"

Now I am FREAKING out. She rolls down the street to turn around and all I can think to say is "You wanna drop me off on the corner and come back and pick me up?" She agrees, apologizes, and drops me off.

So now I am on the corner of some street in LAUDERDALE at 8pm... a hispanic family was staring at me as I tried to act like I using my cell phone. A white kid standing on the street corner of a mostlly minority neighborhood. She came back 15 MINUTES later. The longest 15 mins of my life. Kristin finally picked me up and had several sweet marks where her dad had slapped her around.

Better her than me I guess :lol:

Not a fan of the child abuse but :lol:

"alen1 wrote:

Not a fan of the child abuse but :lol:

Yeah, ironcially he hit her because he thought she was dating a Puerto Rican kid. (She actually babysat for a hispanic family)

Had he seen I was white he may have gone easy on us :lol:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

First off, I could prolly write a BOOK on crazy relationship stuff. Most of my stories are better told in person, but I'll give you a quick one since this thread is obviously hurting...

When i first moved to Coral Springs I started dating this girl who lived in Ft. Lauderdale and not a nice neighborhood at that. We'd been together about 3 months and I still had not met her father. She always told me he was very mean an sometimes violent and didnt like the thought of ANYONE dating his little girl (she had just turned 18)

I used to make comments to her like, "Whats he gonna do? Beat me up?"

Turns out he was a former Marine... Anyways she invited me to a New Years Eve party and asked that I meet her at her house. When I arrived I was greeted by her little brother telling me "You shouldnt be here...my dads coming..."

This made me a little uneasy. My gf was in the bathrrom getting ready and she yells out for me to go wait in the car because her dad is on the way over. Now Im a little scared. She runs out of the house, gets in the car an starts it up, at the same time her dad rolls down the street flashing his lights.

Kristin pulls out anyway (not wanting the confrontation). She decides to call her dad on the cell to let him know we would be late and had no time to stop. His reply "GET YOUR ****IN ASS BACK HERE!"

Now I am FREAKING out. She rolls down the street to turn around and all I can think to say is "You wanna drop me off on the corner and come back and pick me up?" She agrees, apologizes, and drops me off.

So now I am on the corner of some street in LAUDERDALE at 8pm... a hispanic family was staring at me as I tried to act like I using my cell phone. A white kid standing on the street corner of a mostlly minority neighborhood. She came back 15 MINUTES later. The longest 15 mins of my life. Kristin finally picked me up and had several sweet marks where her dad had slapped her around.

Better her than me I guess :lol:

awesome story brother, glad your ok :lol:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Yeah, ironcially he hit her because he thought she was dating a Puerto Rican kid. (She actually babysat for a hispanic family)

Had he seen I was white he may have gone easy on us :lol:

:lol: I am assuming your not with her anymore because your still posting here with us?

"alen1 wrote:

:lol: I am assuming your not with her anymore because your still posting here with us?

great point

"alen1 wrote:

:lol: I am assuming your not with her anymore because your still posting here with us?

We broke up shortly there after...mainly because I found out she was only 17...she lied and said she was 18.... like I said I could write a book :lol:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

We broke up shortly there after...mainly because I found out she was only 17...she lied and said she was 18.... like I said I could write a book :lol:

:lol: Was she Dominican?

Dude, I nailed a girl with MY girl in the other room! Talk about risky

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Dude, I nailed a girl with MY girl in the other room! Talk about risky

wow seriously wtf!!!!:lol:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Dude, I nailed a girl with MY girl in the other room! Talk about risky

Nice. I was I think 15 at the time, so that added to the risk for me a bit.

lmao you guys are acting as if this thread has sat here empty for 3 months and you are pumping much needed juice into it......lmao it has been posted for 10 minutes and its not busy haha relax fellas!

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Dude, I nailed a girl with MY girl in the other room! Talk about risky

Lol What the hell?

"SickFinFan33 wrote:

lmao you guys are acting as if this thread has sat here empty for 3 months and you are pumping much needed juice into it......lmao it has been posted for 10 minutes and its not busy haha relax fellas!

Bro 420 is over with, get of that green, its been posted for an hour and 45 minutes haha. I guess they dont lie when they say everything goes slow for you guys when your on it.

"alen1 wrote:

Bro 420 is over with, get of that green, its been posted for an hour and 45 minutes haha. I guess they dont lie when they say everything goes slow for you guys when your on it.

haha i went on the air a little bit ago on the radio, got into a nice discussion about MLB baseball not making it in charlotte......guess time flew bye

"SickFinFan33 wrote:

haha i went on the air a little bit ago on the radio, got into a nice discussion about MLB baeball not making it in charlotte......guess time flew bye

:lol:

"alen1 wrote:

Lmao, what a friend you are. I will never bring Juwannaman near you again:shifty:

I felt bad at the time. But he does okay with ladies. He still hates when I tell the story though :up:

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

I felt bad at the time. But he does okay with ladies. He still hates when I tell the story though :up:

cant blame him lol

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

I felt bad at the time. But he does okay with ladies. He still hates when I tell the story though :up:

Hahaha why did you tell him it went down in the first place?