Hmmm something to go with my Bawls. BAWLS I actually stopped drinking that stuff because I got super twitchy, tingly, and had a slight loss on feeling in my hands/arms. It could have been because I downed about 5 of them in a matter of about 90-120 minutes. Hell, I was having some intense Q3A matches at a LAN party tournament, what was I supposed to do?
Or how about "Gamer Grub, helping to get rid of whatever social life gamers may have had left." or "Gamer Grub, helping to ensure that your virginity remains intact." LMAO off at "the first performance snack for gamers." LOL Performance! hahahaha.
I'm a gamer and I just want to make that clear. However now I feel shamed by slick's and my own comments. Seriously though Gamer Grub to enhance performance, someone must have been a little inebriated when they came up with this.