Gentlemen....take note

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BlameItOnTheHenneBlameItOnTheHenneforum_veteranOP
Dec 20, 2011, 06:42 PM

16 year old boy dies after masturbating 42 straight times

This teenager deserves his own statue IMO.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Dec 20, 2011, 06:48 PM

soooooooooooooooooo during this did he ever go blind?
did his palms look like they belonged to werewolf?

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Dec 20, 2011, 07:24 PM

...I'm more perturbed by the thought that someone took the time to somehow notice and count all 42 occurrences.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Dec 20, 2011, 07:36 PM

congratulations on your use of the word perturbed.

Paul 13Paul 13moderator
Dec 20, 2011, 07:40 PM

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age

wtf? this has to be a translation thing. If not, I'm going to go show my wife my texture physics...

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Dec 20, 2011, 08:11 PM

"McLovin wrote:

congratulations on your use of the word perturbed.

I meant pornturbed. Good catch.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Dec 20, 2011, 10:06 PM

Only 42 times? What a wimp

pennphinfanpennphinfanforum_veteran
Dec 20, 2011, 10:31 PM

oh my god, Deep Thought was right!

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Dec 21, 2011, 07:38 AM

Congrats to the only person that ever pulled off "7 Luckys".

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Dec 21, 2011, 12:30 PM

His forearms probably looked like Popeye's.

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TheColossusTheColossusNew Member
Dec 21, 2011, 01:34 PM

That happened back in August / September time (I think)

TEtexasPHINSfanNew Member
Dec 21, 2011, 01:43 PM

"SICK wrote:

His forearms probably looked like Popeye's.

I would gladly pay him Tuesday for an orgasm TO-day.

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Dec 21, 2011, 04:47 PM

Wow. You really think he pulled it off, FinD?

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Dec 21, 2011, 04:55 PM

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

Do you mean pulled it off as in achieving the masturbation plateau, or literally physically yanking if off?

Yes.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Dec 21, 2011, 05:06 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

Wow. You really think he pulled it off, FinD?

The blood loss could explain the death.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Dec 21, 2011, 05:10 PM

"NaboCane" wrote:

Challenge accepted

Yep.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

BlameItOnTheHenneBlameItOnTheHenneforum_veteran
Dec 21, 2011, 07:28 PM

"SICK wrote:

His forearms probably looked like Popeye's.

UCF FINaticUCF FINaticNew Member
Dec 22, 2011, 02:35 AM

Anyone else take this as a challenge?

Thank you giovafin for this awesome Sig!

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Dec 22, 2011, 09:03 AM

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McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Dec 22, 2011, 01:20 PM

"SICK wrote:

if the guy is deaf and speaks in sign language is this the same as giving himself a bj?

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