Gifted Student Hospitalized After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen

I guess he soon realized that his Sprite was actually in the other glass...

 

well I'm no longer worried about India overtaking us economically

 

Princeton University. Host to the world's brightest. Um, yea...

 

He probably gave in to peer pressure...


...just wanted to be cool.




I blame opfinistic for the unfunny joke above, I'll think of a reason why later.

 

I think he went to Dartmouth: "Princeton's Dumping Ground" according to sources.

 

Darwin...paging Dr. Darwin....your theory is being field tested in India..paging Dr. Darwin...someone is trying to win your award...

Cripes, this reminds me of that brilliant FarSide comic with the kid trying to push open the "out" door to walk into the school for the gifted.

 

Anyone who thinks bright kids need less "looking after" knows nothing about teens. This could have happened anywhere.

 

Maybe he was really thirsty.

 

Probably watches too much Jackass on MTV.

 

now thats just cold... literary