Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!! She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt..."ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place"imma call PETA to come get you Look at this hot mess...she all most caught me takin the pic.. with pic http://lockerz.com/s/108945230 This dragon can eat....I'm glad were at a all u can eat... She went to the rest rm..I think I'm busted you guys. Her friend texted her. I don't think imma get the goods tonight...I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat... If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a "rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal"from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 hours ago She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date She called me a jack ***.. I said "she looks so cute with her little ugly self" who's NEXT Its okay fellas she still wants action...ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION Sorry fellas she don't give it up on the first date....all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date... Oh well gdnt then
...and that's how you treat a gold-digger. Kudos to Gilbert. BTW, going on blind dates is just asking for trouble. Period.
In the middle of an unbelievable stream of consciousness (about peeing in a girl's sink and cheating) he sprinkles these in.
