With less on his table due to the hiring of Lucky as his co-gm, Vengeful Odin began his search for a second job. After contacting many teams, Odin finally came to an agreement with the Cincinatti Bengals. His position with the franchise will be as a waterboy, though he denied an interview he has released this official statement. ""Being a GM is fun, but my passion in life is the hydration of players. Also getting that close to real NFL stars is a dream of mine. I'll be flattered if one of them spits their water out on me, especially Chris Crocker whos DNA I play to steal in order to clone him, and place him at both my safety positions"
I have instant messaging proof of this agreement. Alex44GMLeague (2:36:18 PM): You're cut. Unless you wan tto be my water boy. Vengeful Odin (2:36:24 PM): LOL Alex44GMLeague (2:36:42 PM): Doesnt pay much but you get to hand NFL players their water. Kind of cool. Vengeful Odin (2:36:54 PM): lol Vengeful Odin (2:36:57 PM): I'll take it Vengeful Odin (2:37:02 PM): Post it and make it official Alex44GMLeague (2:39:45 PM): Fine I will Vengeful Odin (2:39:53 PM): LOL
Hmm, do you guys have the position of "urinal cleaner" available? I heard lucky was looking for a new job!
For some reason the urinals in our locker room look like those in a jail cell. Something about making our players feel at home?
The only thing that will quench Vernon Davis' thirst, is getting traded to Philadelphia for a VHS adult film starring Andy Reid's wife. Any interest?
Reading from a prepared statement, GM Vengeful Odin had this today on today's events. Harsh words from the Nordic one. It remains to be seen what further impact this scandal may have.
It's come to my attention that the only reason VO accepted my offer, was to get close enough to Jordan Palmer to snatch him instead of the moving the 6th rounder we wanted. I'm filing tampering charges.
