SETO WILL NOT BE COACH OF NEW YORK JETS New York (GML-AP) – Not even a eight hours into the coaching moratorium and the New York Jets are back searching for their next head coach. In a strange twist the Jets have rescinded their offer to Rocky Seto because of leaked information. Those on the know inside Gang Green are claiming it was all over Seto's Facebook account that he was the head coach of the New York Jets, even before the contract offer was sent to him. "I think UCLA got it right when they said the guy was loose lipped. What next coaches tattling on one another for cheating?" GM S.C. Hisno commented on the situation. It was believed that Seto's staff was to be rounded out by Ron Rivera who was just recently let go by the Panthers, but now it seems he's caught in the middle and will not be joining the Jets. This isn't the first time this has happened to the Seahawks Defensive Passing Game Coordinator as he was rebuffed by the UCLA Bruins for their Defensive Coordinator job. It looks like all eyes will be on other coaches with Pac 12 experience as the Jets will more than likely speak to Pep Hamilton again, and may even reach out to current Raiders Defensive Coordinator Jason Tarver.
and thus concludes the "crazy for **** that doesn't matter" portion of GML. Who am I kidding, it's just getting started.