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Great one liners

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  1. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    Reading in the threads you see some great one liner’s from movies, songs and speeches. I thought it might be fun to throw some out here with a twist. I will start with one, before you throw one out your self, you have to name the movie, song (singer) that said it. Then you add your own. Might be fun, lets see.



    “I have come here to chew bubble gum or kick ***, and I am all out of bubble gum!”
     
  2. Cosmic

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    Rowdy Roddy Piper-They Live.

    "If I'm not back in 5 minutes....just wait longer!"
     
  3. Ronnie Bass

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    And the honor system should be in full effect and what I mean by that is NO Google or IDMB for assistance, just what you remember from watching movies.
     
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  4. USArmyFinFan

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    Sounds so familure....Ok I'll take a shot at it MIB?

    "Why don't you sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain"
     
  5. Cosmic

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    MIB is incorrect.

    Don't know the one you posted off the top of my head.
     
  6. WharfRat

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    Ace Ventura

    I don't know ArmyFinFan's though
     
  7. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    Thanks for the assist

    OK here another quote from the same movie as "Why don't you sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain". Maybe this will help.

    “JONES! …Just cuz were holding hands doesn’t mean were going to swap spit in the shower in the we hours of the morning!”
     
  8. unluckyluciano

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    heartbreak ridge
     
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    This is definately going to become one of my favorite threads! :up:
     
  10. unluckyluciano

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    ok ill post one

    He'll need a rocket up his *** to catch that one; that baby's out of here.
     
  11. HardKoreXXX

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    "And that one's headed deep towards South America" - Bob Uecker in 'Major League'
     
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  12. unluckyluciano

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    close enough from teh second one
    go!
     
  13. HardKoreXXX

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    Ok here goes:

    "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"

    "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"
     
  14. unluckyluciano

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    happy gilmore
     
  15. HardKoreXXX

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    That is correct
     
  16. USArmyFinFan

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    "If I pull the arrow out, will you please, please suck out the posion?"
     
  17. unluckyluciano

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    usarmyfinfan's camping trip spectacular.



    boo yah.
     
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  18. USArmyFinFan

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    Thats not what you said on the camping trip.......
     
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    Over Yonder
    fight club
     
  20. GISH

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    Over Yonder
    "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh! There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have tryouts."
     
  21. fins4o8

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    Joker from Dark Knight

    "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
     
  22. Ronnie Bass

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    Forrest Gump.


    "Michael, we are bigger than US Steel"
     
  23. jdang307

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    Forrest Gump!

    From one of my fav movies:

    "And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him? "
     
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    star wars
     
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    GII

    They will all drown in lakes of blood...
     
  26. fins4o8

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    It's one of my all time favorites also.

    Tombstone

    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
     
  27. fins4o8

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    Conan the Barbarian

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
     
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    Blade Runner.

    I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.
     
  29. fins4o8

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    Casablanca

    "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
     
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    Shawshank Redemption (good movie)


    "That's what I like about these high school girls. They get older, I stay the same age."
     
  31. fins4o8

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    Dazed & Confused (I actually liked that movie)

    "Shaken, not stirred."
     
  32. Vengeful Odin

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    Is this one a trick question?

    I'll say Dr. No.

    "You're bleeding man!"

    "I ain't got time to bleed."
     
  33. MonstBlitz

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    I came in here hoping to see some great one liners and all I see are played out movie quotes. Most of which are more than one line.

    Here's a great one liner...that incidentally is a movie quote. But I'm sure it was a great one liner first -

    Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up first.
     
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    "**** the reward"

    said Bounty Hunter Nick Randell (Rutger Hauer) to the handcuffed terrorist Malak Al Rahim (Gene Simmons) as he pulled the pin on the hand grenade stuffed in his mouth and walked away.

    "Wanted Dead or Alive"

    This movie will never see tv again.. terrorists attack a chemical company in a major city. I liked it tho.. Simmons plays the best terrorist e.v.e.r. and Rutger.. wells he's Rutger.. the teutonic badass
     
  35. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    Gone With The Wind.

    "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
     
  36. fins4o8

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    Dumb & Dumber (hahha. I love that movie)

    "You're a Timex watch in a digital age."
     
  37. Ronnie Bass

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    Dumb and Dumber.

    "Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!"
     

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