The only way Dick sticks around to run anything is on the practice squad, which I think is a longshot as well. Absolutely zero chance of landing on the active roster with Henne, Pat White, Pennington, and Thigpen on the roster.

 

Man do I want to go on a rant about the QB's name right now... LOL! I'm going to save that for the young guns.

 

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in a distinguished gentleman.

Thomas Jefferson Johnson:

 

dont want that dick in my huddle.

 

a lot of good karma w/ the new receivers
comradeship is a good thing to seed early on...:up:

 

wasn't houston nutt his coach at arkansas?

 

Nice to see Hartline in his 2nd year take on a bit of leadership for a rookie from the same school. Hartline knows what it's like to have a familiar teammate entering the NFL as he had Ginn last year. I would think the same holds true with Sean Smith for Koa Misi.

 

reminds me of a joke i heard where some guy asked "how do you know your not gay if you never tried it."

and he said "dick isnt something you just try. its not like ice cream."

 

"Dick hits the tight end right down the crease"

 

jesus dude this is a message board, not a bathroom stall at the truck stop...

 

Dick stands talk in the pocket. LOL

 

yeah, nutt and dick make a great team

 

I love you guys.

 

Imagine how Jake Grove must feel, with a Dick for a QB...??!!??

 

This thread is spitting my sides. lol

 

offense is shaping up quickly:

Brian Hartline is our home-grown future Pro_Bowler
can't wait to see him opposite Brandon Marshall,
he'll take off like a rocket this year & never look back
Brian has the heart, leadership potential & skills of a PlayMaker
w/ a healthy Fasano, the Orca-5 & our running game
the IceMan will catapult the offense to a top five rating

we will contend in 2010! :yes:

 

Too bad we won't have any available roster spots for guys like that..... we have a wasted 2nd rounder to board instead :up:

 

All that and no Dick joke?

 

Maybe he's gotten sensitive to those..

 

Dick has been impressive but Dick will be cut
then the Dolphins will be Dickless...

Can you imagine the excitement for Dick if he could line up
next to LONG-SMILEY...DICK

On the drive to the Dolphin training camp Dick visited Dicktown, New Jersey
Dickshooter, Idaho,Buttzville, New Jersey,Erect, North Carolina,Climax, Georgia

I believe Dick also visited a few cities trying to help out Dez Bryants mom
1st stop was Hooker, Oklahoma but she had moved to Hooker Hole, Louisiana
but she didn't want anything to do with Dick

 

Not for Lucky..... it's just another day

 

I'd love to see this headline:

"Dolphins Dick rises to the occasion; gives Jets a hard time"

 

"heres the snap......he drops back........here comes jason taylor!!! ohhhhhhh big sack.....and the dolphins Dick is in the dirt"

 

*****


did I do it right?

 

Ditto :lol:

You never have before. :no:

 

that's what she said...

 

I dont think its cool to say I love you guys in a football conversation involving dick.

 

At least we cant say we never played with a dick.

 

Ooorrrrrr...

Jests Taylor pursues Dick, but Dick turns and runs right over Taylor. That's right...Dolphins' Dick runs hard over Jason Taylor. Taylor still down on the ground, and from the look on his face he's in a great deal of pain. Taylor finally helped to his feet and in his slow walk off the field is patted on the backside by the friendly Dick in a nice display of sportsmanship.

 

Color Commentary:

"Taylor gets to Dick. And wow, Taylor takes Dick down with amazing speed and tenacity. Not to mention the aggression. He knows he has a sack, so he grabs Dick and never lets go until the job is done. Although if he weren't classy JT, I'd say he were head-hunting out there today..."

"...And the Jets are really getting after Dick today. With this scheme, these linebackers have got to be licking their chops at the amount of sacks they're in position to get..."

 

I feel dirty now, thanks

 

Post-game Presser:

Rex Ryan: "I'm really proud of the way our pass-rushers played today. You know, this whole week I'd been preaching to them how important it is that they get to Dick. To really put as much pressure on Dick as possible. He is really elusive and doesn't quit on pass plays so I told my guys to never let Dick slip out of their grasp. That's JETS football..."

 

What a day for Dick....Dick's balls penetrate the seam for another easy first down...however he is often sacked by the defenders as they make their way through a o-line that is leaky, leading to Dick.....

 

If he could throw it like Dan Marino would you buy a DICK jersey??????