Hawk Attacks Girl At Fenway

Don't tell me the hawk is a Red Sox bandwagoner.

 

With a name like that she clearly had it coming.

 

Why not? So many others are....

 

She was probably wearing a Yankees hat... serves her right.

The Hawk is a Boston native, so I doubt he's a bandwagoner...

 

I am sure about 30% of the people at the game had the last name Rodriguez.

 

Would mean he is a loud, obnoxious, drunk, bandwagoner.

 

The number of people with the name Alex, or Alexa, Rodriguez is probably rarer.

The hawk is like most Boston natives. They either attack schoolteachers at Patriot games or attack schoolgirls at Red Sox games.