I laughed really hard at this article, I feel like a 13 year old who only plays fantasy football wrote it. After reading that all I could think of was, I could be a writer and of course the scene from Happy Gilmore where the guy tells Happy that "that was the worst answer I have ever heard, and may god have mercy on your soul". http://nflspinzone.com/2013/06/20/how-picking-up-brandon-lloyd-may-make-the-jets-afc-east-favorites/
The author will be glad that you laughed really hard: His Bio- Josh Carter is a NY based comedian, a proud Texas A&M Aggie Graduate and an avid fan of football (particularly the NY Jets).
Kept looking for the punchline then realized this poor bastard was serious. I want some of whatever he's smoking.
A good laugh for sure. The excitement of our team heading into this season has been like none other over like the last decade. A close second to this excitement is the disillusionment of the jest and my giddy anticipation of that impending train-wreck this fall. 3-13 or 4-12, for sure.