The real question is, how much do i love YOUR mother.

 

Ouch!!!!!

 

My mom would understand If I ran away like a little *****.

 

Cause you are one


:shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty:

 

lmao (at replies, not the story)

 

Maybe I am:shifty::shifty:
Or no I am not:shifty::shifty::shifty:
Or am I:shifty::shifty:

 

My mom would've *****-slapped the SOB, taken his weapon away from him, and then in all likelihood used it on him (probably in the genitals).

Moral of the story...watch out who's mom you mess with. And, mine's one you just don't f__k with. :no:

 

And then spat tobacco on his head after she shot him, Outlaw Josey Wales style.

 

Prolly a good idea Opie. :up:

Amen brother. :knucks:

 

:shifty:

 

you misspelled father.

 

You misspelled "your friend Lucky"

 

well...what the hell happened to the genitals after being shot???

 

Well...what usually happens to genitals when they are shot? :shifty:

 

Thats something not many of us here know from experience :lol:

 

i'd take a shot the the jimmy for my mom. she is the world to me and without her i would not be here today and not just in a birthing aspect. a man that lives across the street from he threatened to shoot her a couple of months ago..even showed her the gun he said he would do it with. long story short he wont be able to verbally threaten anyone elses mother for a long time.

 

Well now I don't know from experience either, but I've seen what a gun can do. I can imagine what would happen if one took a round to the family jewels...:no: