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How to Annoy Your Parents During Summer Vacation

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by njfinfan, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    I thought I'd share. My brilliant 12 year old emailed this to me and I thought it was cute.

    If you want your vacation more fun, do these things. *evil laugh I
    especially love # 17 and #38.

    WARNING: DO THESE AT HOME. PARENTAL GUIDANCE is sometimes fun.

    1. Follow them everywhere.

    2. Moo when they say your name.

    3. Pretend to have amnesia.

    4. Say everything backwards.

    5. Give yourself a swirly.

    6. Run around with a lampshade <#> on your head yelling, "The sun!!!
    It's dying!!!

    7. Run into walls.

    8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your
    underwear. Or
    naked for that matter.

    9. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times.

    10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

    11. Pretend to worship the devil.

    12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face
    and yell, "Good
    morning Sunshine!"

    13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

    14. Run in circles.

    15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

    16. Pretend to beat yourself up.

    17. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"

    18. Slither everywhere.

    19. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a ******!!!"

    20. Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist...tell them
    you're making a fashion statement.

    21. Try and drink out of a glass <#> the wrong way.

    22. Super glue your finger up your nose.

    23. Talk to a pen.

    24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

    25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

    26. Try to climb up a wall.

    27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.

    28. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a
    lovely unicorn.

    29. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!!" (this
    is gross though...ewww!)

    30. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's
    wrong, pretend like
    you're asleep.

    31. Do what they tell you to do.

    32. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I
    get it!!!"

    33. Eat your hair.

    34. Tell them whatever they're eating looks like a certain animal.

    35. Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)

    36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)

    37. Say your pet <#> is mocking you and chase it around the house.

    38. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people...)

    39. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"

    40. Try to snorkel in your fish tank <#>. (or even better, in a fish
    tank at a fancy retaurant.)

    41. Ask them quietly, "Pardon me, but do you have any..." then yell,
    "SHOELACES!!!"

    42. Chase an imaginary tail.

    43. Demand your own area code.

    44. After everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!"

    45. Pretend to be 326 years old.

    46. Hang upside-down in your closet.

    47. Pretend to be a phone.

    48. Try to swim on the floor.

    49. Tap on their door all night.

    50. Pretend to have multiple personalities.
     
  2. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Your kid is gonna have to ask Marty about that one
     
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  3. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    You better leave Marty alone! :no:




































































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  4. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    :hi5:
     
  5. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Better make sure this list doesn't fall into the wrong hands...

    Namely my kids' hands...
     
  6. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    i annoy my parents by just talking to them
     
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  7. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    That's funny, I annoy my Mom by not talking to her. :shifty:
     
  8. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    Griddlecakes uses this list alot!
     
  9. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    What the hell is up with number 31... thats a load of Bull****
     

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