Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

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MrCleanMrCleansubscriberOP
Nov 13, 2012, 06:25 PM

I found this list of Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence. At first I thought the dude was being sarcastic, but then I checked his profile and he portrays himself as a bible believer. How can you argue with the logic behind anything on this list?

LMFAO

Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence:

TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
(1) If reason exists then God exists.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I)
(1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
(2) I say the universe must have a cause.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) I define God to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) I can conceive of a perfect God.
(2) One of the qualities of perfection is existence.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
(2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Person X, a well-known atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I'm afraid of that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1)
(2)
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF
(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.
(2) I believe in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Billions of people believe in God.
(2) They can't all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY
(1) Maranathra!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM ECONOMY
(1) God exists, you bastards!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT
(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

DORE'S ARGUMENT
(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

MITCHELL'S ARGUMENT
(1) The Christian God exists.
(2) Therefore, all worldviews which don't assume the Christian God's existence are false and incomprehensible.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)
(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM HELL
(1) I believe in Heaven and Hell.
(2) God created Heaven and Hell. Heaven for me and Hell for you.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


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“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 22, 2012, 10:09 PM

Dude, we all know you believe in God. I do too. But do you really have to be choir boy preaching to us about God and His existence with every other post? I know you're excited that you think you are going to Heaven and all, but seriously, your cheerleading and spearheading of the world-wide religious movement gets a little annoying sometimes...

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 22, 2012, 10:18 PM

Sarcasm duly noted, and brought a grin to my face and a mild actual lol.

I've come to realize this forum is not a place to discuss diverse views on religion and the question of whether or not there is a supreme being dispensing justice to all mankind. This forum is intended for those who do follow a skygod religion to offer comfort and support to one another. It is considered inappropriate for anyone to question their faith in their particular skygod religion. So, I'll try my best to refrain from doing so from now on.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 23, 2012, 01:53 AM

"MrClean wrote:

Sarcasm duly noted, and brought a grin to my face and a mild actual lol.

I've come to realize this forum is not a place to discuss diverse views on religion and the question of whether or not there is a supreme being dispensing justice to all mankind. This forum is intended for those who do follow a skygod religion to offer comfort and support to one another. It is considered inappropriate for anyone to question their faith in their particular skygod religion. So, I'll try my best to refrain from doing so from now on.

Yeah? You're just doing it wrong man...

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 23, 2012, 10:42 AM

"CashInFist wrote:

Yeah? You're just doing it wrong man...

How so? What is the right way then, in your opinion?

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Nov 23, 2012, 10:52 AM

You had me at giraffe.The Eric Clapton argument clinched it though

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

Nov 23, 2012, 06:20 PM

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Well that sold me!

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 25, 2012, 04:18 PM

"MrClean wrote:

How so? What is the right way then, in your opinion?

You really want to debate this with me now? I've been drinking Bud Light Platinum. We could have some fun with this maybe, lol.

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 25, 2012, 10:49 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

You really want to debate this with me now? I've been drinking Bud Light Platinum. We could have some fun with this maybe, lol.

It wouldn't require a debate. If you would like to give me your opinion on the right way to go about asking for someone to explain their reasons for believing in a supreme being, then feel free to do so.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 26, 2012, 09:24 PM

"MrClean wrote:

It wouldn't require a debate. If you would like to give me your opinion on the right way to go about asking for someone to explain their reasons for believing in a supreme being, then feel free to do so.

Dude...How can you look around at all this planet has to offer, then look at the billions of know stars in our own galaxy, and all of the galaxies we know of, and not think that there was some divine intervention involved?

shula_guyshula_guyNew Member
Nov 26, 2012, 10:11 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Dude...How can you look around at all this planet has to offer, then look at the billions of know stars in our own galaxy, and all of the galaxies we know of, and not think that there was some divine intervention involved?

Very simple...... I ask the follow up question of who created the creator. The answer lies in the concept of infinity. Matter and energy change back and forth and that process results in the marvels you are in awe of but there is no creator of matter or energy it has existed in one form or another forever. We might be the 1st life form to ever exist or we might be the trillionith, it really does not matter which. Its just our turn right now and maybe it will last a few thousand years or maybe it will last a few thousand milleniums or maybe we will exist forever. There is no evidence that there is an enity orchrastrating any of this. We just need to figure out how to survive in our universe.

This is why we need to figure out how to colonize space. Once this planet becomes inhabital for us we either need to move or die. No GOD is going to come to our rescue

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 26, 2012, 11:28 PM

"shula_guy wrote:

Very simple...... I ask the follow up question of who created the creator. The answer lies in the concept of infinity. Matter and energy change back and forth and that process results in the marvels you are in awe of but there is no creator of matter or energy it has existed in one form or another forever. We might be the 1st life form to ever exist or we might be the trillionith, it really does not matter which. Its just our turn right now and maybe it will last a few thousand years or maybe it will last a few thousand milleniums or maybe we will exist forever. There is no evidence that there is an enity orchrastrating any of this. We just need to figure out how to survive in our universe.

This is why we need to figure out how to colonize space. Once this planet becomes inhabital for us we either need to move or die. No GOD is going to come to our rescue

The "Buck" always stops somewhere. You should know that...

shula_guyshula_guyNew Member
Nov 27, 2012, 12:10 AM

"CashInFist wrote:

The "Buck" always stops somewhere. You should know that...

Im not trying to sway your beliefs I was just sharing mine to offer you an alternate perspective. I provided you with my answer to how I think all this can exist without it being created by a god. My answer is I believe in infinity but I had to expand on that to give you propper context of what I mean by infinity.

One observation I have noticed about you Cash is that you hold some very strong opinions but you also give other peoples opinions their due respect. I give you respect for that.

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 27, 2012, 08:07 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Dude...How can you look around at all this planet has to offer, then look at the billions of know stars in our own galaxy, and all of the galaxies we know of, and not think that there was some divine intervention involved?

So, you are using either of the 2 following arguments for proof that God exists?

ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Here is my point of view in simple terms:

There is no tangible proof either way in the existence or not of a supreme being. I'm not arrogant enough to emphatically declare without reservation that there is certainly nothing out there, that may be beyond my ability to comprehend, that works against or even manipulates physical law...
nor am I self centered enough to think that if one being did create everything in the entire universe ever, that he'd give a flying fvck what I did on Sundays, what I ate on Fridays, how I wear my hair, or even who I have sex with.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Nov 28, 2012, 07:21 PM

"MrClean wrote:

So, you are using either of the 2 following arguments for proof that God exists?

Here is my point of view in simple terms:

There is no tangible proof either way in the existence or not of a supreme being. I'm not arrogant enough to emphatically declare without reservation that there is certainly nothing out there, that may be beyond my ability to comprehend, that works against or even manipulates physical law...
nor am I self centered enough to think that if one being did create everything in the entire universe ever, that he'd give a flying fvck what I did on Sundays, what I ate on Fridays, how I wear my hair, or even who I have sex with.

So...your theory is that the entire universe was created by one GIANT FART from outer space. Where did that fart come from? Something had to have created it...Did Nothing have Mexican food the day before? Or was it chili??? LOL

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 28, 2012, 08:00 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

So...your theory is that the entire universe was created by one GIANT FART from outer space. Where did that fart come from? Something had to have created it...Did Nothing have Mexican food the day before? Or was it chili??? LOL

Make all the jokes about it that you like. That is not my theory young fella. The fact of the matter is, neither you or I, nor anyone else have proof beyond a doubt where it all came from. If it gives you comfort to believe in the Christian bible, then by all means, go for it.
One more thing I believe, IF there is a supreme being that created everything in the universe ever, he isn't anything like the supreme being described in any of the man made holy books. Religions were all started by men, creating god in their own image as a means for the powerful to control the lower classes.

“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 09:36 PM

Dude...

"CashInFist wrote:

How can you look around at all this planet has to offer, then look at the billions of know stars in our own galaxy, and all of the galaxies we know of, and not think that there was some divine intervention involved?

And who created the entity who was responsible for this so called "divine intervention"?
.....and who created the entity who created the entity who created the "divine intervention?
.....and who created the entity who created the entity who created the entity who created the divine intervention? :wink2:

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 09:51 PM

Oh, almost forgot to respond to the opening post.

:sidelol:
Sheer classic!!.... made all the more classic knowing this dimwit believes what he's saying. lol

MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

:huh:

Too bad becoming religious didn't cure the stupid out of him.
Ah, yes, "the devil made me do it" argument. It's a lot easier for this rapist to believe in the easter bunny and credit a god or blame a devil than accept accountability for his own actions.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 10:04 PM

hey Clean, did you watch Bill Maher's "Religious"?

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 10:38 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

So...your theory is that the entire universe was created by one GIANT FART from outer space. Where did that fart come from? Something had to have created it...Did Nothing have Mexican food the day before? Or was it chili??? LOL

....and just where did your god come from, Cash? Did he miraculously appear?.... create himself with the snap of a finger?

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Nov 29, 2012, 10:47 PM

"phinsational wrote:

hey Clean, did you watch Bill Maher's "Religious"?

I've seen some clips of it on youtube. Classic stuff. Maher has a real knack at pissing off the bible thumpers.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 11:01 PM

"MrClean wrote:

I've seen some clips of it on youtube. Classic stuff. Maher has a real knack at pissing off the bible thumpers.

Watching it in entirety is quite entertaining.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Nov 29, 2012, 11:08 PM

He didn't truly go after Islam. Judeo/Christians rarely stab people to death (not in the name of God at least) so it was a free for all in that regard. His intent was to "plant doubt ", and although he went after the Mormon organization a tiny bit, he failed to expose the great business that is cults in America. There is huuuuge money behind this sort of snake oil and there was a lot of potential had he followed the money a little bit more.

Don't anyone get me wrong, I admire people of faith, but I despise the sheisters who exploit the good faith of these same people for personal gain.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Nov 29, 2012, 11:26 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

He didn't truly go after Islam. Judeo/Christians rarely stab people to death (not in the name of God at least) so it was a free for all in that regard. His intent was to "plant doubt ", and although he went after the Mormon organization a tiny bit, he failed to expose the great business that is cults in America. There is huuuuge money behind this sort of snake oil and there was a lot of potential had he followed the money a little bit more.

Don't anyone get me wrong, I admire people of faith, but I despise the sheisters who exploit the good faith of these same people for personal gain.

I think when arguing against religion the most you can do in hopes of having any sort of result is to subtly plant the seed of doubt. Religion employs that tactic, not so subtly though, so it'd probably work as a counter tactic, no? lol

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Nov 30, 2012, 12:41 AM

Personally, I think instead of refuting one's religion, we atheists should refute the need to prove or disprove religion and just promote acceptance. What someone believes is their business and we get upset when they try to shove it down our throats, but then we turn around and do the same thing to them. If our lack of faith is supposedly based in rational thought, the we should stay rational in the face of religion. Getting angry and trying to disprove their faith is not rational.

I enjoy Maher, Dawkins & Hutchens (when he was alive), but they are too antagonistic, too angry.

I get it, we deal with hate and bias as atheists all the time. I was told by a boss I was as bad as the employ that went on a crack bender and stole form the company, simply because I'm an atheist. But I don't see the point of acting like him and attacking people for what they believe. His beliefs weren't the problem, its that he tried to make me have the same beliefs that was the problem. That's what he needed to be attacked on.

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