I have known many of you for several years now, from FH to here and I want to take a moment to apologize to each and every one of you I consider a friend. I have grossly mis-represented who I am exactly and beg all of you to forgive me and give me a second chance. This is very difficult to put into words, and some of you may wish to just let my secret remain a secret. Those of you who are brave and daring, click the button, the rest of you, if you can live with the lie, let it be. Spoiler I am not really four years old, I'm 14 months away from turning 40. There I said it, I throw myself upon the mercy of ThePhins, if you wish to banish me I will understand.
Only a narcissist keeps track of upcoming birthdays still outside of 12 months.....who says they are 14 months from something besides woman???? P.S. welcome to the 40+ club
Can't believe you've lied to us all this time. It really hurts to find out one of my favorite people on here can lie so easily. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from this. (don't have a clue as to what lesson). Love ya opie and your rep is still safe with me.
Yeah.....well.....those teddy bears and candy bars could have come from anyone. You can't prove nothing.
Aw shucks. I did learn a valuable lesson: "Lying about you age is only acceptable when you're too young to buy beer and smokes".
I am so proud of you right now, I am all choked up. You're a sweet boy/man opie. Here's a big hug for you..... Aw shucks, you deserved two hugs.
the only good news is.....all those "with a minor under 12" charges will be dropped from my court case
Thanks for being so understanding all. Now I gotta explain all this to the school nurse. That might turn out alright.
startling news for sure, and it does cast a new light on the fact that you can only read at a 5 year olds level.......................... here I thought you were advanced for your age.
I hate you now...all this time I thought I was corrupting one of America's impressionable youth in the LL. You've taken away my reason for living.
you deserve to be shown the brown eye oh.. if someone will size this and make it blink, I'll install it as the liers avatar.
Hey! Reading at a 5 year old's level is all that's required for your posts. If you stop posting because of this I'll never be able to face myself again. You......you............
Well personally I feel violated and vulnerable right now. If RonnieBrownTown were to say the girl in his "I need help" thread was only in his head I might lose all faith in humanity.
don't worry the power wheels I was going to buy you for Christmas will probably convert to a rascal easily enough.
