Took a break from work to run up to the store.
Stopped at a light near a Morrison's Cafeteria. Along the parking lot, is a sidewalk. An older African American woman stand there every day, mumbling to herself, no doubt fighting the demons that have undoubtedly taken over her mind. She is a sad and unfortunate case. To her car, goes this old white lady, she opens her door when the AA lady asks her for some change.
Old white lady then proceeds, in all her Southern drawl's glory to tell the AA lady, "Why don't you get you a job, instead of harassing people all the time!" AA lady hangs her head in shame and tries to apologize.
I hop out my car (no one was behind me), and say, "Hey", to the old white lady, "Why don't you get you some Jesus, instead of judging people all the time!" She hung her head in shame as I gave the AA lady the last $3 in my pocket and told her to never apologize to a mean bitter old ***** like that again.
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hmmmmmm fin-d taking on an old lady in defense of another old lady who is crazy. I think I saw an episode of the golden girls like this........
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Wait wait...let's back up....
Oh, nevermind I got it..there were TWO old ladies...
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I wouldn't have yelled at either one. Instead, I would have seen if I could have gotten a threesome going.
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By HER, do you mean the one old lady or the other?
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opfinistic: Romancer of the Elderly
Yeah that wouldn't make a good movie... please do us all a favor and reject any movie offers you get (just tell Sam NO)opfinistic likes this. -
I edited the story a little, this is a PG-13 site after all. I won't say much more, but when I got back to the office my boss wanted to know why he smelled sweat, spit, and denture cream.:hi5:Frumundah Finnatic, TJamesW_Phinfan and opfinistic like this.
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I think we can all agree that black or white, old people smell like bad cheese.
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Can you get you some "Jesus" for $3 ?
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and with the "black lady" you can just drop her off ANYWHERE !124, Sethdaddy8 and opfinistic like this.
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I would have to say race played a role. One was white. One was black. Helps keep the story clear cuz you can't say one was crazy as it sounds both were crazy :pointlol:Frumundah Finnatic, azfinfanmang and Fin D like this.
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You jumped out of your car to assault a defenseless old white lady.
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So this is why the site hasn't been updated? You're playing Geriatric Judge Judy on the streets?
WHO gives a ****!?!?!?! They're OLD...remember?
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I think he's trying to go Gonzo Jounralism so he can write a Hunter S. Thompson-esque obituary after she dies.
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no they dont. . they smell of urine and cabbage :tongue2:
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I bet the woman took the 3 bucks and bought some cheap liquor to keep the demons talking. :lol:Celtkin, opfinistic and Rocky Raccoon like this. -
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Being the raving Commie you are FinD shouldn't you have said something to the effect of, "Hey old lady, why don't you get yourself some Obama and give this trickle down failure a free handout."
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BTW...don't try that here in Miami kiddies...the old farts down here will pop a cap in your ***.
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I'm still getting used to the fact that you came across an old white lady who appears to actually be from the south.TJamesW_Phinfan likes this.
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Woa wait, you carry a bazooka in your car. Will there be picks in the ladies lounge of these ladies wrestling?? At least with the denture cream you don't have to worry about...never mind.
Seriously good for you to stand up for someone down on there luck.
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Police have issued a picture of the suspect who badgered a sweet old lady:
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No, but you did say "get some Jesus" ???????:shifty::tongue2::wink2:
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Oh yeah, how would you know you're not old yet!!:lol::tongue2::wink2:
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So why didn't you take the crazy lady on the street home? Does she even have a home? Does she have someone to take care of her? I'm sure your $3 bought a double cheeseburger off the dollar menu at McDs and a bottle of MadDog 20/20.
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Race clearly had a part, but not just because she was white. She was SOUTHERN white. And THAT'S what I think got Fin out of his car. :up:
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