I just heard the worst song ever

you make me not want to hear this song ever.

"TrueDolFan wrote:

Sometimes, the guys out in the shop here at work turn on the local top 40 station. I was making my rounds through the shop, and happened upon a song that made me want to fling poop at the radio. It was so bad, it was as if I walked into the sonic equivalent of a wall of stink.

I was told that the song is called "Poker Face", and it's "sung" by some talentless dumpster slut named Lady Gaga.

Normally when I hear the crappy songs on that station, I'm able to block it out and forget about it. This "song" was so vile, so putrid, I just couldn't ignore it. It sucked SO BAD that it actually pissed me off! I'm in a bad mood now just because I heard that steaming pile of "music".:tantrum:

If you like this song, and I've offended you, GOOD.

Now tell us how you really feel.

Wow! Never heard of it....yet I ****ing hate it. Good job with the power of persuasion bro!

"anlgp wrote:

you make me not want to hear this song ever.

"opfinistic wrote:

Wow! Never heard of it....yet I ****ing hate it. Good job with the power of persuasion bro!

:hi5:

It's like witnessing a murder (in this case music is the victim), it scars you for life.

I hope you guys never have to go through what I went through...

"TrueDolFan wrote:

:hi5:

It's like witnessing a murder (in this case music is the victim), it scars you for life.

I hope you guys never have to go through what I went through...

I have already jammed sharpened pencils into my eardrums to save myself the horror of that song.

Did I.....overreact?

"TrueDolFan wrote:

Sometimes, the guys out in the shop here at work turn on the local top 40 station. I was making my rounds through the shop, and happened upon a song that made me want to fling poop at the radio. It was so bad, it was as if I walked into the sonic equivalent of a wall of stink.

I was told that the song is called "Poker Face", and it's "sung" by some talentless dumpster slut named Lady Gaga.

Normally when I hear the crappy songs on that station, I'm able to block it out and forget about it. This "song" was so vile, so putrid, I just couldn't ignore it. It sucked SO BAD that it actually pissed me off! I'm in a bad mood now just because I heard that steaming pile of "music".:tantrum:

If you like this song, and I've offended you, GOOD.

It is better than Pink Floyd ;)

It is pretty f'ing bad.

"Dol-Fan Dupree wrote:

It is better than Pink Floyd ;)

I feel like you just crapped on my brain.

Mah mah mah my poker face...

"enforcerfin33 wrote:

Mah mah mah my poker face...

Her other song 'Just Dance' is just as bad. Trust me.

I youtubed, with prejudice, and yes, it sucks ass.

Hmm, worst song ever? I was expecting something from Michael Bolton. But that one you posted by Lady Gaga-goo-goo sucks bad enough:shifty:

my sister loves that song lololool

On the plus side, it has the lyric "bluffin' with my muffin," which is one of the most audaciously ridiculous lines I have ever heard, so I have to give it props for that.

It serves its purpose in that it makes the chicks get up and dance.

listening....

YouTube - Poker Face - Lady GaGa (HD 720p30)

:lol:

this is funny

"opfinistic wrote:

I feel like you just crapped on my brain.

I do not think I smoked enough weed or did enough LSD in my life to like that kind of music

I want to punch someone in the face when I hear "Are we human or are we dancers?" Worst song ever.

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*

You're welcome... :evil:

"Colorado Dolfan wrote:

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*

You're welcome... :evil:

lmao!

No.....THIS is the worst song ever created....

please tell me how the producers or writers thought these lyrics meshed or made sense?!?!?!

YouTube - LFO

Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer


Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch



[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike


Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch



[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike






what

the


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Worst song ive heard in a long time.

Seems to be in every ****ing paper I open over here and is so ugly even my m8 Steve the Shagger said he wouldnt do her :D

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WORST SONG EVER!!!