Sometimes, the guys out in the shop here at work turn on the local top 40 station. I was making my rounds through the shop, and happened upon a song that made me want to fling poop at the radio. It was so bad, it was as if I walked into the sonic equivalent of a wall of stink. I was told that the song is called "Poker Face", and it's "sung" by someone Lady Gaga. Normally when I hear the crappy songs on that station, I'm able to block it out and forget about it. This "song" was so vile, so putrid, I just couldn't ignore it. It sucked SO BAD that it actually pissed me off! I'm in a bad mood now just because I heard that steaming pile of "music". If you like this song, and I've offended you, GOOD.
It's like witnessing a murder (in this case music is the victim), it scars you for life. I hope you guys never have to go through what I went through...
I have already jammed sharpened pencils into my eardrums to save myself the horror of that song. Did I.....overreact?
Hmm, worst song ever? I was expecting something from Michael Bolton. But that one you posted by Lady Gaga-goo-goo sucks bad enough
On the plus side, it has the lyric "bluffin' with my muffin," which is one of the most audaciously ridiculous lines I have ever heard, so I have to give it props for that.
listening.... [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqBj8aTMN8"]YouTube - Poker Face - Lady GaGa (HD 720p30)[/nomedia] this is funny
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhqbdnAdPc"]YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*[/ame] You're welcome...
No.....THIS is the worst song ever created.... please tell me how the producers or writers thought these lyrics meshed or made sense?!?!?! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20"]YouTube - LFO[/ame] Summer Girls" Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1:] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2:] Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] In the summertime girls got it going on, Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it going on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Repeat Chorus] what the **** ?!?!?!
Worst song ive heard in a long time. Seems to be in every ****ing paper I open over here and is so ugly even my m8 Steve the Shagger said he wouldnt do her
you make a good point are you sure that didn't go "new kids on the block sucked a lot of dick?" cuz i don't think you heard it right.
[Eminem] Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a ***** won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin **** like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These ****in brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this ***** ******ed? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ***-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of *manhood* Boy/girl groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******s in public I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
I just worked up the nerve to listen to both of those things. I turned them off early. Anyway, I still believe that nothing can be worse than this: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3LPiAWNx28"]YouTube - George Michael - Last Christmas[/ame]
This is the worst song ever. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VnnsfR8i8c"]YouTube - MANIC STREET PREACHERS - I'M JUST A PATSY AOL SESSIONS[/ame]
The sad thing is that a lot of the music you guys listed are actually "pop" music meaning they are popular (but of course you knew that already). How music like 'Lady Gaga' is in the Top 40 I'll never know, but different strokes for different folks I guess.
saw this bimbo somewhere recently... she totally stole her gimmick from the lead singer for the 80's band "Missing Persons." looks and dresses just like her.
Yeah, but she's a ****, so she's got that going for her. In fact, I'd like to see her and Katy Perry in a ****-off.
i'm telling ya Doc, when i saw her onstage, the hair was frizzed and the outfit looked like the one in the "what are words for" video.
cool, thought you were from the side by side pictures you posted.... the image at this link is a bit closer to what i saw her looking like, which i think bares a striking resemblance to Dale Bozio; http://images.google.com/imgres?img...a+pictures&gbv=2&ndsp=21&hl=en&sa=N&start=273