I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but..

I am not saying Maynard is easy but.....if he were a test, he would be a kindergarten test...

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy but when I look up "things to do" in his town, it lists his address....

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy but.....getting him to bend over is like bullseyeing womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

 

I'm not saying maynard is easy, but the Kardashians think he should hold back a little.

 

Looks like you're uncomfortably holding it too hard.

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy....but the 2007 Miami Dolphins circled Maynard on their schedule for a "W"...

 

Someone is catching on.

Thanks guys. I'm off to FinHeaven

 

ummmmmmmm HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but one night he used an at home STD self-test and when he pulled it out of the box it was already reading positive.....

 

It worked guys. Let's go back to the main forum.




j/j

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy, but he's had more dirty loads put inside him than a washing machine...

 

I'm not saying Maynards easy, but if STD's were pokemon he'd have already caught them all.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but all the strippers in the area ask him for pointers...

 

He has strong quads?

 

I'm not going to ask how you came to that thought.

 

Probably a little lotion and determination.

 

I am not saying Maynard is easy....but he has been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan

 

Jesus christ dude we were only joking around.....

 

I'm just naturally friendly and a little ditzy. And I don't want to be rude. A couple of years ago a kindly trucker give me a lift to the next town. He asked if I ever drove a big rig before. Of course I didn't. He said I had to sit on his lap to steer. Who am I to argue with a licensed professional about safety? He also came up with a seating method make sure I was firmly in place. My pants were dirty anyway. Yeah the ride was bumpy, but I rode Big Rig. Mr. Rig still texts me on occasion. His first name is actually Francis. He's a silly cat




























Had enough?

 

Never, see my user name!??!?

 

I was laying in my bottom bunk. Wide awake. How could I sleep with the whole frame shaking. Not violently, but a steady rhythm. "Jerry," I whispered. "What are you doing up there?" "Nothing," he said. Like I was an idiot and asking some bizarre question. I knew what he was doing. He was doing it every night since we became bunkmates at Cedar Lake Camp. He was so brazen. I wish I could be like that.

The shaking finally stopped, but then I found myself instantly bored. I checked the time on my glow-in-the-dark Scooby Doo wristwatch. Some of the other kids made fun of me for wearing it. Whatever. It was a gift from Uncle Jeremiah. He taught me so much and I didn't care what those fools thought. 10:45. "Hey," Jerry whispered, "you wanna sneak out?" "To where?" I asked. "Anywhere," he said. "What if we get caught?" I asked. He told me not to worry about; that Camp Leader Jim wouldn't care. He was right. Leader Jim would always get Jerry out of trouble. Jerry even started calling him Captain Jim and Jim called Jerry "little sailor." At first I thought Jim had a boat or something. I later learned that there are certain duties a little sailor has to........


-Excerpt from 50 Shades of Maynard p. 9,435





















We good?

 

Judging by the awkward silence in here, I'm declaring victory

 

I was just masturbating...

 

I wrote that whole book with one hand

 

Because you know how to lead..

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy...but he promised to have sex with Aquafin only if he used proper punctuation....but had sex with him anyway.

 

...in front of a mirror with the tv in the background on ESPN2 playing HS football, again?

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy.... but if his cornhole were Macbeth, Dexter Manley could recite it.