This might be a shock to some of you... But to others, it's life. I'll come right out and say it.
I have a sexual relationship with uluckyluciano...
It's true. For years I've hid my love for lucky behind fake stories and images of me with girls. I even went out and got a cool roommate like Warp to play the "cool bachelor" role. Truth is, lucky and I have been taking turns strolling down the Hershey highway since we used to frequent another homosexual Dolphins site.
How it all began...
It all started one lovely thread where I complained about trying to screw a Publix cashier... Lucky PMed me. Told me he knew how I felt. We made a connection... an online connection of eyes if you will. We talked via IM for 8 hours. It got hot. REALLY HOT. It all started with innocent cybering. Then the trips.
Oh my god the trips... We've done more sword fighting than Russel Crowe and Mel Gibson combined. We'd spend all night spooning and cuddling. I loved my lucky. We fabricated a fake girlfriend so nobody would know. Lucky even created an alter ego called Amanda. We even gave her an account on thephins.com and called her fingirlie. All in an effort to sell a story.
So recently we got into an argument about cuming out (get it?? LOL!!). Lucky isn't sure he wants that. Then I got a new Job. We haven't been cybering so much. Long distance relationships are tough. Here's a clip from a convo we had this morning:
See the skin on the IM program? mega gay. Look at lucky's loving concern.
So now the big question...
Who do you guys think is the pitcher? Who's the Catcher?
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Im glad you guys finally decided to do this. Others, like myself, have known for quite some time an applaud your decision to let the rest of our online family here at ThePhins share in your unique bond.
I Love You guys (in a non-gay way of course)unluckyluciano, Colorado Dolfan and Mindwarp like this. -
this also explains Mor's obsession with walking around in nothing but his boxer briefs all the time. but when chicks come over he puts on Jeans and Long Sleeve shirts.
finsgirlie, baboo72, Muck and 12 others like this. -
Btw Mor I know I said I would come over this weekend to watch the game... but I just found out I have to go have a root canal done... then give bone marrow after that...sorry.
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I've always thought you two would make a cute couple.
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"A Man Duh."
The signs were always there, I guess Lucky was viacariously expressing his Morlove through that account.Mindwarp and HardKoreXXX like this. -
One question I have, Mor, is why your IM buddy name is "mrmindwarp."
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Lucky is totally the housewife.
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Colorado Dolfan, Frumundah Finnatic, anlgp and 1 other person like this.
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Everyone knew Mor's a bit fruity and was looking for the one. Lucky is the 1st one that loves Mor's stored up video game anger.
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if amanda isnt real, then who gave enforcer this.....
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no Stupid, Amanda gave enforcer Exceeded Bandwidth.Muck, Frumundah Finnatic, unluckyluciano and 3 others like this. -
Thats better then the STD she gave Mor....
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Exceeded Bandwidth? Is that like a new STD?
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it is on the intArwebz
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It burns when I type...
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Way to screw up a good thread Warpie.
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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opfinistic likes this.
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you guys believe this bs? mor catches more balls then a catcher for the kc royals. I am soooooooooo the pitcher.
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Lucky always did strike me as the kind of guy who didn't care if he was pitching or catching, as long as he was on the team.:lol:
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im really really shocked.
i thought blacks and mexicans hated eachother.finsgirlie, baboo72, Big E and 5 others like this. -
Gyno Tony would have a field day with this :pity:
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What other secrets are the Mor hiding? Is he a secret Jets fan as well?
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f u warp....
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