I am sorry for taking a little while to come to whole family, I had posted about this in the Lux. section after it happened. But this past Thursday my wife left me for someone else. We have been married for 9 years this Dec. 16th. I had no warning, no "hey something is wrong", no "hey bud you a screwing up". I was just blindsided and it has been through the grace of God that I have been so calm about this. I have laid it at his feet and as I look down there is only one set of foot prints in the sand. And they aint mine. My little girl is with me and she has been so strong and brave. She will be with her Mom over Thanksgiving as I have to work Thur - Sun. This will be the 1st holiday I have ever had to spend without family and to be honest I am scared to be alone. (Not for fear I will hurt myself just being alone) In the Lux section I asked for some funny little stories or jokes to help make me smile, and I would appreciate that if you guys could help me smile.