You go off to Africa and get you a bush woman, you can't let her mingle with American women. Because they'll change her **** up. American women stick together. Last thing they wanna see is you got some trained bush ***** in your house. They will catch her by herself in the kitchen and throw a monkey wrench in your whole program. They get her alone, they be like, "I can't stand the way you be "doing everything he tell you to do. You a human being. "This house is too big for one person to clean. Why don't you leave? "You always crying. Just leave him. You know something? "Do you know you could take half his money? Did you know that? "He didn't tell you you were entitled to half? "He only told you half the story. "You can take half the money, the car, the house, the children. "You can buy all the zebras and bones you want. "Go back home in style, girl. And get your hair done right. "Cut that Afro off, go back home in style. Who the hell he think he is? "Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy. "That mother****er ain't nothing but... Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?
