*Is* there such a thing as a 'bad' B.J.?

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bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 07:42 PM

"Bpk wrote:

Before we get to #2... I'm curious, how many "Bad BJ Stories" are there?

Maybe we can pitch HBO.

Title ideas:

Bad to the Bone

BpkBpkluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 07:47 PM

"bigbry wrote:

Title ideas:

Bad to the Bone

With narration over bad re-enactments. And someone mocking up the ripping meat and slurpy foley sounds. CSI-style BJ visualizations.

BpkBpkluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 07:48 PM

"That's when I first noticed it hooked sharply in the middle of the shaft and a had tip with a big barb at the end."
- Talking Shadowhead

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 07:49 PM

"bigbry wrote:

Title ideas:

Bad to the Bone

I bow to the master.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 08:13 PM

I was bleeding from my cack but I didn't notice at first. And that's where it became a nabo sort of story.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


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SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:17 PM

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:20 PM

"NaboCane wrote:

I bow to the master.

you bow to lots of people.

ghey.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:22 PM

"NaboCane wrote:

Yes, there is such a thing.

I'm banging this chick a couple years ago, I've already spooged twice and I'm starting to push rope because I'm losing interest. Chick pushes me down on my back and puts the girth in her mouth. I'm at full chub again and digging it, then I start getting weird sensations. I was kind of soused so I didn't notice until it was too late that she was using so much teeth that I was bleeding.

You know how long it takes your dick to heal from that?

Bad BJ story #1.

I built a callous just under the hood of my dick from having sex with my girlfriend. That was a first even for me. Lol

And yes, there are bad BJ's. Scraping of the teeth comes to mind first and foremost. That hurts! Lol

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Jul 31, 2014, 08:26 PM

Just to be clear, Are we talking about from guys are girls?

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:27 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I built a callous just under the hood of my dick from having sex with my girlfriend. That was a first even for me. Lol

And yes, there are bad BJ's. Scraping of the teeth comes to mind first and foremost. That hurts! Lol

we've all had sex with your sister. there is no need to remind us.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:28 PM

"McLovin wrote:

we've all had sex with your sister. there is no need to remind us.

I'm an only child Princess. Lol

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 08:29 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I built a callous just under the hood of my dick from having sex with my girlfriend. That was a first even for me. Lol

And yes, there are bad BJ's. Scraping of the teeth comes to mind first and foremost. That hurts! Lol

Let us examine this post.

This does not sound like CiF.

"Having sex with my girlfriend" no no NO! CiF says banging my girl

There are bad BJ's. again NO! CiF would never complain about any BJ

Scraping of the teeth that's what a dental hygienist says

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 08:31 PM

"djphinfan wrote:

Just to be clear, Are we talking about from guys are girls?

You are the tell'r of the story....just let it out.

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 08:35 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I'm an only child Princess. Lol

allegedly.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 09:06 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I built a callous just under the hood of my dick from having sex with my girlfriend. That was a first even for me. Lol

yes yes, a callous.
callous, herpes... tomato, tamato

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 31, 2014, 09:11 PM

"phinsational wrote:

yes yes, a callous.
callous, herpes... tomato, tamato

That is oddly specific

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 31, 2014, 09:13 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I built a callous just under the hood of my dick from having sex with my girlfriend. That was a first even for me. Lol

And yes, there are bad BJ's. Scraping of the teeth comes to mind first and foremost. That hurts! Lol

You misspelled "sister".

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jul 31, 2014, 09:14 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I'm an only child Princess. Lol

Doesn't that make you a sole heir to the throne?

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Jul 31, 2014, 09:15 PM

Yes.

Any girl that says they are good at it that you DON'T have to pay, is bad at it.

And Aqua, I think you need to get out of Washington. My experiences up there have never been great with the mouth-secks either. I think they are all too depressed and gloomy or something. It is like doing it with Eeyore or something.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jul 31, 2014, 10:25 PM

"djphinfan wrote:

Just to be clear, Are we talking about from guys are girls?

"pmzq" isnt on the boards anymore.....

lol love you Kevin...

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 10:40 PM

"Samphin wrote:

Yes.

Any girl that says they are good at it that you DON'T have to pay, is bad at it.

And Aqua, I think you need to get out of Washington. My experiences up there have never been great with the mouth-secks either. I think they are all too depressed and gloomy or something. It is like doing it with Eeyore or something.

I think all the rain has their lips perpetually waterlogged.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 10:42 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

I'm an only child Princess. Lol

and I'm sure you look pretty.

Rocky RaccoonRocky Raccoonmoderator
Jul 31, 2014, 11:11 PM

"SICK wrote:

"pmzq" isnt on the boards anymore.....

lol love you Kevin...

Whoa. Forgot all about that dude.

What happened to him?

BpkBpkluxury_box
Jul 31, 2014, 11:23 PM

"Rocky Raccoon wrote:

Whoa. Forgot all about that dude.

What happened to him?

Never knew him. And feeling AWESOME regardless!!!

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Aug 1, 2014, 12:28 AM

"Rocky Raccoon wrote:

Whoa. Forgot all about that dude.

What happened to him?

He settled down with a nice young woman...

...named John