It wasn't me...I swear.
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Paganforum_veteranOPMy wife is FINE. :tongue2:
A Pennsylvania man is accused of murdering his wife and torching their home following a dispute over an NHL playoff game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Ottawa Senators Thursday night.
WPXI in South Fayette, Pa., reported Friday that — according to investigators — Robert Abrams stabbed his wife and beat her with a hammer. She was apparently angry because her husband insisted on staying up late to watch the Penguins and Senators battle it out in a triple overtime thriller, won by the Senators 4-3.
Link.
And I'm not making fun of the crime, for those of us who are overly PC...I'm just poking fun - being a Pens fan - at the circumstances surrounding it.
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
MikeHonchosubscriberW.T.F.
That guy deserves to be raped over and over mercilessly.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
anlgpNew Memberhe was just pissed they lost the game in triple overtime. those losses are agonizing.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
MikeHonchosubscriber"anlgp wrote:
he was just pissed they lost the game in triple overtime. those losses are agonizing.
Doesn't excuse the behavior. Penguins are on a plane back to Pittsburgh, meanwhile this guy's got a bloody corpse of a wife, and faces life in prison...
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Paganforum_veteran"anlgp wrote:
he was just pissed they lost the game in triple overtime. those losses are agonizing.
"lmeister3 wrote:
Doesn't excuse the behavior. Penguins are on a plane back to Pittsburgh, meanwhile this guy's got a bloody corpse of a wife, and faces life in prison...
Main Entry: 1joke
Pronunciation: \ˈjōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something.
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
HardKoreXXXNew MemberLet this be a lesson ladies. Our sporting events are sacred, especially playoff ones. So, go up stairs with a glass of whine, watch some Lifetime, and leave us the **** alone till it's over.
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BigDogsHuntNew MemberI knew it wasn't you the minute the story mentioned hammer.....now Bass, oh, would have for sure thought of you.
The real question is would you use a Bass? hmmmmm...a true delimma for sure.
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
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Paganforum_veteran"BigDogsHunt wrote:
I knew it wasn't you the minute the story mentioned hammer.....now Bass, oh, would have for sure thought of you.
The real question is would you use a Bass? hmmmmm...a true delimma for sure.
:shifty:
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
BigDogsHuntNew Member"Pagan wrote:
My wife is FINE. :tongue2:
That's what WE said!
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
Section126luxury_boxHaven't some of you snapped at your wives or girlfriends when things are going badly for one of your teams?
well..this guy used a hammer instead of words unfortunately.
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MikeHonchosubscriberJust having trouble laughing at any of this is all...
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"lmeister3 wrote:
Just having trouble laughing at any of this is all...
You must be single...you lucky ****ing bastard.
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Paganforum_veteran"HardKoreXXX wrote:
You must be single...you lucky ****ing bastard.
:sidelol:
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
Paganforum_veteran"lmeister3 wrote:
Just having trouble laughing at any of this is all...
Bro...lighten up. No one is laughing at her death.
I'm not even going to bother to try and explain cause it's obvious your sense of humor just doesn't get it.
But please don't piss on the parade of everyone else who does, ya know? :wink2:
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
NaboCaneNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
Let this be a lesson ladies. Our sporting events are sacred, especially playoff ones. So, go up stairs with a glass of whine, watch some Lifetime, and leave us the **** alone till it's over.
-Men Everywhere
This.
Women need to understand that there are lines you simply don't cross. You just don't.
While I was married, I can't tell you how many times my wife would schedule an event for us to attend during a goddamn Dolphins or Hurricanes game.
It got to the point where I simply refused to go with her, or if the thing was in my home I would call people myself and tell them it was off, or not to come until the game was over.
Women, we don't get in your makeup and other ****; well, most of us don't. Don't get between us and our sports teams.
MikeHonchosubscriber"Pagan wrote:
Bro...lighten up. No one is laughing at her death.
I'm not even going to bother to try and explain cause it's obvious your sense of humor just doesn't get it.
But please don't piss on the parade of everyone else who does, ya know? :wink2:
No, I get it, it's just not funny to me. 3 years ago, I would have LOL'd just as hard as any of you @ this thread. When these things happen to family, it numbs you to these jokes.
Btw, sorry to poop on the thread. Didn't mean to.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
DrAstroZoomluxury_boxLet's get back to the most important point in all of this: how fine Pagan's wife is.
Because she. Is.
LandShark13New Member"lmeister3 wrote:
W.T.F.
That guy deserves to be raped over and over mercilessly.
You volunteering ? :pointlol:
MikeHonchosubscriber
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Paganforum_veteran"lmeister3 wrote:
No, I get it, it's just not funny to me. 3 years ago, I would have LOL'd just as hard as any of you @ this thread. When these things happen to family, it numbs you to these jokes.
Btw, sorry to poop on the thread. Didn't mean to.
I can understand bro, but listen to what you said. You would have laughed at it, but then it hit close to home. In order to be able to laugh, you need to laugh at everything, not just things you're detached from.
My dad died from cancer, but when comedian Jim Norton says he wants to punch Elizabeth Taylor in the head and knock her cancer wig into a muddy puddle, I laugh just as hard.
"DrAstroZoom wrote:
Let's get back to the most important point in all of this: how fine Pagan's wife is.
Because she. Is.
:wink2:
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
MikeHonchosubscriber"Pagan wrote:
I can understand bro, but listen to what you said. You would have laughed at it, but then it hit close to home. In order to be able to laugh, you need to laugh at everything, not just things you're detached from.
My dad died from cancer, but when comedian Jim Norton says he wants to punch Elizabeth Taylor in the head and knock her cancer wig into a muddy puddle, I laugh just as hard.:wink2:
I get you completely. It's just too soon for me in that regard. I thought I could laugh at everything; and I will after some time.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
unluckylucianoNew Member"lmeister3 wrote:
whys it gotta be a black gorilla...........:escape2:
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MikeHonchosubscriber"unluckyluciano wrote:
whys it gotta be a black gorilla...........:escape2:
Because if it were say, a cute chimp...
See? Loses its effect.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
MikeHonchosubscriber"unluckyluciano wrote:
whys it gotta be a black gorilla...........:escape2:
Oooh. I see what you did there...:shifty:
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
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