It's the year of the bush – time to rediscover all female body hair

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NaboCaneNaboCaneNew MemberOP
Jan 22, 2014, 02:21 AM

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/19/year-of-the-bush-female-body-hair-cameron-diaz-pubic

I am NOT down with this...pun intended.

For one thing, if I wanted to **** a man, I'd **** a man. I don't need a woman to feel like a man.

Better yet—I'd do something to get sent to prison, and get all the boy trim I could want. And without spending a penny to wine and dine them.

Second; one hair in my throat = a stomach full of vomit in her crotch. Who needs a nice evening to end that way?

Third; it's ****ing gross. Smells accumulate faster and intensify in that fertile, swamp-like jungle. It's harder to keep clean. I headed downtown on a chick once and had to come up unexpectedly—and gagging; it smelled like stale piss down that subway tunnel. If a chick is smooth, just a quick couple wipes with a moist towel will do; with Fidel Castro in her panties...no way. That **** is IN THERE, and only a long, thorough shower will help.

As the best lover I ever had once said: smooth from tailbone to clit; trimmed above that. I don't need it to look like a little girl's, but I also don't need Angela Davis staring back at me when I go spelunkin'.

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 02:22 AM

What says the rabble?

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 22, 2014, 06:59 AM

Tell that to McLovin's sister. Geesh!

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bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 10:21 AM

Waiting for pics to render proper judgement...

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 10:46 AM

"lmeister3 wrote:

Tell that to McLovin's sister. Geesh!

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nah, i let her borrow my razor.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 10:49 AM

Hair on a lady is gross. Unless its on her head and eye brows. Thats it.

pocolocopocolocosubscriber
Jan 22, 2014, 10:49 AM

Cool story bro

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 11:08 AM

"NaboCane wrote:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/19/year-of-the-bush-female-body-hair-cameron-diaz-pubic

I am NOT down with this...pun intended.

For one thing, if I wanted to **** a man, I'd **** a man. I don't need a woman to feel like a man.

Better yet—I'd do something to get sent to prison, and get all the boy trim I could want. And without spending a penny to wine and dine them.

Second; one hair in my throat = a stomach full of vomit in her crotch. Who needs a nice evening to end that way?

Third; it's ****ing gross. Smells accumulate faster and intensify in that fertile, swamp-like jungle. It's harder to keep clean. I headed downtown on a chick once and had to come up unexpectedly—and gagging; it smelled like stale piss down that subway tunnel. If a chick is smooth, just a quick couple wipes with a moist towel will do; with Fidel Castro in her panties...no way. That **** is IN THERE, and only a long, thorough shower will help.

As the best lover I ever had once said: smooth from tailbone to clit; trimmed above that. I don't need it to look like a little girl's, but I also don't need Angela Davis staring back at me when I go spelunkin'.

You ever notice you come across like a Tarantino villain? Is it intentional?

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 11:12 AM

"Fin D wrote:

You ever notice you come across like a Tarantino villain? Is it intentional?

You saying he doesnt Tip either, arent you?

BDH -

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"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

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finyank13finyank13New Member
Jan 22, 2014, 01:05 PM

"BigDogsHunt wrote:

You saying he doesnt Tip either, arent you?

Only if somebody pays for his meal....

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McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 01:06 PM

As long as its trimmed and thw bacon strip is smooth, I'm down. (Pun intended)

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anlgpanlgpNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 01:17 PM

:hi5: I agree Nabo

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

cuchulainncuchulainnsubscriber
Jan 22, 2014, 01:54 PM

Depends on the woman and how she keeps it groomed. I don't like women to look like mannequins or prepubescent. I prefer a "French cut". Shaved below, neatly kept up top.

And some of em need it. Who wants to see something what looks like a bulldog with a porkchop hanging out of it's mouth?

Other than Todd, LMeister3, FinD, Barry, McLovin, Sick, and Bry I mean... :shifty:

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 02:03 PM

"cuchulainn wrote:

Depends on the woman and how she keeps it groomed. I don't like women to look like mannequins or prepubescent. I prefer a "French cut". Shaved below, neatly kept up top.

And some of em need it. Who wants to see something what looks like a bulldog with a porkchop hanging out of it's mouth?

Other than Todd, LMeister3, FinD, Barry, McLovin, Sick, and Bry I mean... :shifty:

Looks like a box of cow tongues.......or a highschool play curtain.

shula_guyshula_guyNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 02:34 PM

Who cares, it aint a beauty pagent. I am there to give it a good pounding not a tiara

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McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 03:13 PM

excuse me, waiter? there some hair in my roast beef.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 03:19 PM

"McLovin wrote:

excuse me, waiter? there some hair in my roast beef.

Jetsuck always said, "think roast beef"

cuchulainncuchulainnsubscriber
Jan 22, 2014, 03:32 PM

"bigbry wrote:

Jetsuck always said, "think roast beef"

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 03:38 PM

Definitely not looking for Sasquatch but not the mannequins or prepubescent look either.

Neatly trimmed. thank you.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 03:43 PM

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 03:44 PM

sigh

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 03:44 PM

"Fin D wrote:

No.

More like:

Fail

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Jan 22, 2014, 03:44 PM

"cuchulainn wrote:

No.

More like:

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jan 22, 2014, 03:46 PM

Now I'm hungry and horny.

Ohio FanaticOhio Fanaticsubscriber
Jan 22, 2014, 03:55 PM

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

I'm 26 and only one time in my encounters did I ever come across a bush...

... I haven't spoken to said bush since.

all you have to do is thumb through playboys from the 90s, definitey different now. As long as there is a good trim, I like a little hair. fully shaved is nice, but not necessary.

testing

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