Jabba reaches out to the Tuna

There's this rumor that Bill Parcells works for the Dolphins, though he's only held one press availability here, so I'm not entirely sure.

But, if that rumor is true, that makes this an odd story.

In the New York Post exclusive , the suddenly-not-so-cocky reigning OTA Super Bowl champion Rex Ryan speaks of his intention to contact Parcells and ask for assistance. I'm assuming that the Jets coach, who has lost four of five, was not joking.

Would the Dolphins' czar field a call from a division foe?

"I don't know," Ryan said. "But there's no doubt, I'll put a call in to him."

Hall of Fame linebacker Harry Carson, who played for Parcells with the Giants, believes that Parcells would take the call.

"I think Bill would be willing to help Rex, or guide Rex," Carson said. "Bill's been there, he's done that. He's coached that team, he knows what the organization is about, he knows what New York is about."

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If I'm Parcells, my reply if he called would be this:

Well Rex, to tell you the truth, I was so impressed with your 3-0 start, I was about to call you for advice. I mean, my team would love to have the spirits in our locker room that yours had after we beat you. I mean, you're the son of the legend, Buddy Ryan. You should call HIM for advice. I've got nothing I can help you with. You're the best!

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