"The Miami Dolphins, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this football team is the ****tiest on earth... Hope. Every football player who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to those trophies in the training facility and imagined winning one. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have sucked *** trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Miami I will feed its fanbase hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can be a good team so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "watch this team win football games" You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of our ****tiness we will fulfill Stephen Ross's destiny We will kick this fan base in the balls and then, when it is done and Miami is royally pissed off , then you have my permission to stop rooting for this team entirely"