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Jeff "Bane" Ireland

Discussion in 'SoapBox - Rants forum' started by Frumundah Finnatic, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    "The Miami Dolphins, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this football team is the ****tiest on earth... Hope. Every football player who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to those trophies in the training facility and imagined winning one. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have sucked *** trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Miami I will feed its fanbase hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can be a good team so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "watch this team win football games" You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of our ****tiness we will fulfill Stephen Ross's destiny We will kick this fan base in the balls and then, when it is done and Miami is royally pissed off , then you have my permission to stop rooting for this team entirely"



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  2. PhinsRDbest

    PhinsRDbest Transform and Transcend

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    When the Dolphins are ashes you have my permission to lose!
     
  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Yeah but wouldnt that be redundant?
     
  4. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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  5. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    I think the mods meant to move this to the trophy forum, not the rants forum.
     
  6. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Weird how all anti-Ireland threads get moved........
     
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  7. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Because it's just *****ing at this point... go to Finheaven if you want to trash the forum.
     
  8. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Just so I'm clear....what are we allowed to talk about?
     
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  9. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Gum drops and rainbows.
     
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  10. PhinsRDbest

    PhinsRDbest Transform and Transcend

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    Waffles!!!
     
  11. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Also, can we include lollipops and boobies?
     
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  12. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    We shall do it as the child did it.
     

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