The Jest's asked the league if they could send their AFC Champions shirts to Haiti. The league responded by saying that Haiti has suffered enough. Oldie but goodie J-E-T-S Just End The Season (by Steve Young)
Q: What's the difference between a JET fan and a new puppy? A: Eventually the puppy will quit whining.
Q: Why did they cancel the Christmas play in New York last year? A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you get if you mate a BILLS fan with a JET fan? A: Nothing! There are some things even a BILLS fan won't do!
One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years." ************************ Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New York Jets *********************************** Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!" ***************************** Q: Why was Rex Ryan upset when the New York Jets play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.
Q: Know why JETS fans don't play 'Hide 'n Seek'? A: Nobody would look for them. Q: What's the most popular TV show at JETS camp?? A: 90 Minutes. They have to slow it down so they can understand it.
Q: What do the Jets get for winning the division and the conference? A: I don't know. I wasn't alive the last time those two things happened at the same time. Q: What do the Jets get for being the runner-up in the division and the conference? A: Nothing.
How do you get a Jets fan on your porch??? Pay for the pizza Do you know why there are more Jets fans than Giants fans?? It's easier to spell