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Jet Heading to Newark With Dead Pilot

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by jupiterfin, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    This is happening right now. Scary stuff.

    http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/18/jet-landing-in-newark-with-dead-pilot/?hp


     
  2. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    They'll be fine, this is the reason why every commercial airplane takes off with more than one guy qualified to fly and land the plane.
     
  3. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    yeah both backup pilots are more than qualified to fly the plane. it would have been cool if they had to get a passenger to fly the plane...

    Striker, striker, striker, STRIKER!
     
  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Not a good week for Continental.

    This past weekend they boarded two unoccupied minors on the wrong flights.
     
  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    did they have to blow up the two first officers??

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  7. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    Freudian slip there, Pagan? You thinking about "occupying" minors? I know you like 'em young but damn! :lol:

    I hope you meant unaccompanied... :tongue2:
     
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  8. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I think someone needs to translate this story into jive for the mor

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  9. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Damn...Freud would have a field day with that one, huh? :lol:
     
  10. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Thanks Lucky. You're killing me today :rofl:
     
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  11. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Pagan, have you ever seen a grown man naked? :shifty:
     
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  12. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Surely Pagan isn't talking boarding 2 unattended kids?


    (So help me, if you don't end your response to this, with "and don't don't call me Shirley"...I will burn a mustang with a penguin in it.)
     
  13. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Do you like movies about gladiators? :shifty:
     
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  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Ya know...with all the "Airplane!" references being thrown around in this thread, you had to take that one away from me??? :angry:
     
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  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Dude, you simply cannot follow directions!!!!!
     
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  16. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    "The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
     
  17. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    But you MENTIONED it bro....that effectively killed it for me!
     
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  18. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive *** dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
     
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  19. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Pagan, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked!
     
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  20. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You puss. eh hem.

    Surely you're not crying about this...
     
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  21. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    No, I'm not...and don't call me Shirley.

    (I'm not whiffing TWICE on that. :tongue2:)
     
  22. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    He must have eaten the fish entre'...
     
  23. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Boy, the ****'s really gonna hit the fan when the Mod's see what you guys have done to this thread. :pity:
     
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  24. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    roger roger. what's your vector victor.

    that would creep me out to have a plane land with a dead guy on board.
     
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  25. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    We cant decide if we are supposed to be in the White Zone or the Red Zone.
     
  26. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "You're Kareem Adbul Jabar...aren't you..?"
     
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  27. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Uh, himself? :hi5:
     
  28. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Uh.... I think you missed something... Here listen in on this :up:




    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8cznopO29g&feature=PlayList&p=C74763C6EC47FB1B&index=0&playnext=1"]YouTube - Airplane grown man naked cockpit[/ame]
     
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  29. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    :lol: Gotta love Mrs. Cleaver!!!:lol:
     
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  30. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."
     
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  31. TheAnswer385

    TheAnswer385 Stay Low Run Free

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    haha that was on today too
     
  32. Dannyg28

    Dannyg28 Say hi to the rings

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    "I just want you both to know, that we're all counting on you. Good luck"
     
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  33. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    Back in Miami
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  34. 124

    124 Banned

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    Now thats dying high.

    Opie is jealous.

    Okay that was a bad joke. :pity:
     
  35. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GJkKMPHxw"]YouTube - Airplane! Slap[/ame]
     
  36. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


    (what??? - oh nevermind) :oops::escape:
     
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  37. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUee1WvtQZU"]YouTube - Princess Bride[/ame]
     
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  38. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    i didnt open this thread til now

    and im loving all the airplane references

    "headquarters? what is it?"

    "its a big building where generals meet, but thats not important right now"
     
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  39. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    Probably my favorite exchange from the movie.

     

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