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John Jerry (3rd round pick -OG) has Hemorrhoids.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Apr 26, 2010.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    http://www.dolphinscentral.com/2010/04/john-jerry-i-had-hemorrhoids.html/

     
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  2. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    At least he don't bite the balls off of sheep!
     
  3. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    good he can rub them on Bart Scott....
     
  4. Phin-o-rama

    Phin-o-rama Well-Known Member

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    Good thing he's not a center I guess...
     
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  5. MikeHoncho

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    Does this mean 'rhoid rage?
     
  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    cut him he's injury prone!
     
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  7. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Tmi
     
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  8. Delfin Alejandro

    Delfin Alejandro Premier League Champs

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    Maybe Henne can tap him on a rhoid right before a snap and get him all fired up!!!!! :tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:
     
  9. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Every single reply to this thread has been gold. Well done guys!
     
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  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I believe when it's all said and done, John Jerry will have a special place in the anals of NFL History.
     
  11. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    ewwwwww!
     
  12. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    I always thought that the names Hemorroids and Asteroids should be switched out.
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    you mean their meanings switched?
    such as "Damn my asteroids are acting up."
    and "We need to guard our planet from hemorrhoids from space." or "Scientists have found water can be found buried deep in hemorrhoids."
     
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  14. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    I thought this was like a euphemism. Like 'that pick has warts'.

    I...really wish that was the case.
     
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  15. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    They talked about this during the Senior Bowl and Ireland's press conference on the draft when he "baddadumpbumped" the podium to the joke the reporters made about Jerry and past injuries, etc. Now I know the BUTT of their joke!

    :rimshot:
     
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  16. SeanP

    SeanP Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    After reading through this thread, is it bad that I wish it WAS a shoulder injury?
     
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  17. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    You don;t block with your ***.

    So no..I'd rather he have a *** nugget than a shoulder problem.

    They got lasers and crap to get rid of the Hemmy's.
     
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  18. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Wow. Not usually one of the things I view ThePhins for...
     
  19. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Well hopefully blocking wont be too much of a pain in the *** for him.
     
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  21. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    "If your rectum has a burnin' blister. Raymond's here. Raymond's here. Squirt this up your canyon mister. Raymond's here to help. Ohhhhhhh"
     
  22. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :lol: talk about too much information
     
  23. Stitches

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    I always knew preparation was an important part of football, but I didn't know they were talking about Preparation H.
     
  24. hazed819

    hazed819 Well-Known Member

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    Gunna have to lay off the Hot sauce for now then...
     
  25. Deus ex dolphin

    Deus ex dolphin Well-Known Member

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    Relax guys, I'm sure Jerry has put all this behind him. :lol:

    Or how about; "Do we dare risk sitting this kid for a year?"
     
  26. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    If we sat him for a year..he would bleed to death and Sparano would be accused of torture.
     
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  27. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    here at thephins.com we provide you with everything.
     
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  28. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    The lasers I can understand, but the crap? I would imagine that would make the situation worse.

    When I read about this situation this morning on Armando's blog, I figured there were two people that would make a thread about it... you or Gish...
     
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  29. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    After the surgury is done,the pain isn't that bad.Everything is numb at that time
    BUT and I mean BUT(no pun intended) you can't poop for 2 days because of the nerve endings are destroyed and you can't walk right for two weeks.The meds do help with the pain but(lol) they won't give u more when you run out either.:pity:
    I always tell people that it was the best and worst thing I ever did at the same time.:lol:
     
  30. cobrajet

    cobrajet Mr. Ross - sell the team!

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  31. Phinatic425

    Phinatic425 MIA State of Mind

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    Thats just nasty!
     
  32. cobrajet

    cobrajet Mr. Ross - sell the team!

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    Maybe if he put some preparation H on the JETS they'd shrink up and go away. :thumbup:
     
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  33. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    8 out of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids.

    John Jerry is one of the 2 that enjoy them.
     
  34. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    All I can say is thank god the NFL doesn't have the same policy as the NBA when it comes to blood on the field.. A nice bloody *** to that face should scare the heck out of LB's, except for maybe Gholston who has been waiting for this day his entire career. He can now fulfill his lifelong fantasy of popping a hemorrhoid on the field.
     
  35. cobrajet

    cobrajet Mr. Ross - sell the team!

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    John Jerry really "piles" it on!
     
  36. dolfan94

    dolfan94 New Member

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    I've had it for about a week now. It sucks, and its painful when you sit down, but you can play sports with it. I've been playing high school sports and its just fine.
    This thread is golden though
     
  37. RGF

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    This guy will become a great OG, thats fissure. :yes:
     
  38. MikeHoncho

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    Tell that to Rex Ryan at the Korean BBQ Buffet...
     
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  39. MikeHoncho

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    Eeeew!
     
  40. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    :lol:
     

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