CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET CLICK BELOW TO VOTE IN THE OTHER 3 REGIONS CHUCKLE REGION CACKLE REGION GUFFAW REGION THE BRITS DIVISION Sacha Baron Cohen Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you. VS. Rowan Atkinson Quote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5qniuZG8Rg Sacha Baron Cohen clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSFGFvkQ0CA --------------------------- Ricky Gervais If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of ****. VS. Benny Hill Five years for stautory rape? Why now, anybody who rapes a statue deserves what he gets! http://youtube.com/watch?v=810TQyT2KXI Ricky Gervais clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaEj3g5GOYA
Support Our Troupes COMEDY TROUPE DIVISION The State I wanna dip my balls in it! VS. The Kids In the Hall I crush your head! http://youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4&feature=related The State clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg -------------------------------- Monty Python You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. VS. Human Giant There's something you left off your resume. Why don't you call us back when you're not Asian. http://youtube.com/watch?v=EhPrzjyUiZE Mont Python clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
The Ladies THE LADIES DIVISION Tracey Ullman VS. Carol Burnett Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gqQYuipF7U Tracey Ullman clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=srtYZIyLp_I ------------------------ Ellen Degeneres My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. VS. Lisa Lampanelli Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers http://youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sp24TlWAM Ellen Degeneres http://youtube.com/watch?v=211d75ohM8I ------------------------ Roseanne People tell me I'm not very feminine. Can you believe that? People actually tell me that? Well I just tell them to SUCK MY DICK. VS. Sarah Silverman A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!" http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jYm8roBEdU Roseanne clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=M89pTcWq73A ------------------------ Wanda Sykes They wanted me to play a maid, who won the lottery... but liked the family she worked for sooo much, that she kept working for them. Are they crazy? Shoot, If I found out I won the lottery, I would leave in the middle of this joke! VS. Whoopi Goldberg “I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.” http://youtube.com/watch?v=wJZb19XweFs&feature=related Wanda Sykes clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOhtTUHpRI
The Original Kings Of Comedy BLACK COMIC DIVISION (or) YOU MEAN SEVEN OF THESE GUYS WILL BE GONE BEFORE THE SWEET 16?! THIS IS THE DUMBEST TOURNEY EVER. Richard Pryor I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells. VS. Martin Lawrence Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some *****, and they skippin' down the street WITH a *****! http://youtube.com/watch?v=nC8kBms_pEI&feature=related Richard Pryor clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1WUlTUTuPM&feature=related --------------------- Eddie Murphy Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ***. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't ****. VS. Bill Cosby Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMktzmxGu5Y&feature=related Eddie Murphy http://youtube.com/watch?v=jWEHETqjWRs&feature=related --------------------- Dave Chappelle No I can't stop yellin', 'cause that's how I talk! Ain't never seeeeen my movies!? Juice! That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A ****ING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, *****! VS. Redd Foxx Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0yMa2Wito Chappelle clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk --------------------- Bernie Mac The next time I see this MOTHER ****ER... and he don't have my MOTHER ****EN money... I'm gonna bust - his - MOTHER ****EN head! And I'm OUT this MOTHA ****A! VS. Chris Rock I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3DmCD5A_U Bernie Mac clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=vGATCtDLDBY
Brothers BROTHERS DIVISION The Marx Brothers Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. VS. The Smothers Brothers Dick: Tommy, you can't have a party at my house! Tom: Don't worry about it. Dick: Well why shouldn't I worry about it? Tom: You're not invited. http://youtube.com/watch?v=NIfl2o44zb0 Marx Brothers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=UTLVYK3SwWM The Wayans Brothers Homey don't play dat. VS. The Farrelly Brothers Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank? http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE Wayans Brothers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=vt8kve-dEWE&feature=related
The Leftovers The Three Stooges "I'm the best musician in the country!" "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?" VS. Abbott & Costello Oh, that's our shortstop. http://youtube.com/watch?v=tPrm6luPmME The Three Stooges clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ ----------------- The Far Side VS. The Onion.com Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying
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Red Foxx versus Dave Chappelle?!?/! Bill Cosby versus Eddie Murphy(not counting is currrent part of his career) That was very hard to choose.
but tough early calls.. the fact that crosby or murphy have to be gone in the first round is a travesty... and FYI Eddie Murphy Delirious is the greatest stand up comedy act of all time
I thought about that... Then I realized that the Stooges have cracked me up for most of my life... ...and still do.
Down right shameful that a legit final four candidate is going down the first round. Murphy is great, but Cosby is a legend and possibly the best stand up ever.
I loved Holy Grail and Life of Brian, but the other one just wasnt that funny. And the TV show wasnt anything special for me. But Id vote them quite awhile just for Grail and Brian though :P
