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CACKLE REGION - THE PERFOMERS
Steve Carell
JUDD APATOW CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Seth Rogan (RD1) Jonah Hill (RD2)
"That's what she said."
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Jerry Seinfeld
SITCOM CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Larry David (RD1) Kevin James (RD2)
JERRY: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian.
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Vince Vaughn
FUNNIER THAN Jack Black (RD1) David Cross (RD2)
All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the *******! I'm the *******!
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Robin Williams
FUNNIER THAN Jim Carrey (RD1) Ben Stiller (RD2)
You are in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history.
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Gene Wilder
FUNNIER THAN Albert Brooks (RD1) Fred Willard (RD2)
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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Steve Martin
FUNNIER THAN Tom Hanks (RD1) Mel Brooks(RD2)
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Steve Carrell Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sKpMwmyvqYE
Jerry Seinfeld clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-T0C8x57StM
Vince Vaughn Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKwrqCKtPNs
Robin Willliams clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygqR3fDBhe4
Gene Wilder Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s
Steve Martin clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w2X3vVMdh-s
Who is Just Damn Funny?
Poll closed Jul 1, 2008.
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Steve Carrell
54.8% -
VS. Jerry Seinfeld
45.2% -
Vince Vaughn
35.5% -
VS. Robin Williams
64.5% -
Gene Wilder
29.0% -
VS. Steve Martin
71.0% -
Peter Sellers
51.6% -
VS. Bob Newhart
48.4% -
John Belushi
41.9% -
VS. Chris Farley
58.1% -
Adam Sandler
41.9% -
VS. Bill Murray
58.1% -
John Candy
48.4% -
VS. Homer Simpson (Dan Castallaneta)
51.6% -
Kevin Smith
87.1% -
VS. Judd Apatow
12.9% -
George Carlin
83.9% -
VS. Steven Wright
12.9% -
Mitch Hedberg
35.5% -
VS. Bill Cosby
67.7% -
Rodney Dangerfield
87.1% -
VS. Bob Hope
12.9% -
Johnny Carson
61.3% -
VS. Stephen Colbert
38.7% -
Sacha Baron Cohen
35.5% -
VS. Monty Python
61.3% -
Carol Burnett
48.4% -
VS. Sarah Silverman
51.6% -
Richard Pryor
64.5% -
VS. Chris Rock
35.5% -
The Farrelly Brothers
45.2% -
VS. The Three Stooges
54.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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Last edited: Jul 2, 2008
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CACKLE REGION - THE PERFORMERS OLD SCHOOL FINALS
Peter Sellers
FUNNIER THAN Jerry Lewis (RD1) Charlie Chaplin (RD2)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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Bob Newhart
FUNNIER THAN Jonathan Winters (RD1) Lucille Ball (RD2)
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'”
Peter Sellers clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls
Bob Newhart clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gFD5W_6GrULast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
Chuckle region - snl
THE CHUCKLE REGION - SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DIVISION
John Belushi
FUNNIER THAN Chevy Chase (RD1) Tina Fey (RD2)
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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Chris Farley
FUNNIER THAN Dana Carvey (RD1) Will Ferrell (RD2)
Fat man in a little coat!
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Adam Sandler
FUNNIER THAN Dennis Miller (RD1) Mike Myers (RD2)
No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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Bill Murray
FUNNIER THAN Jon Lovitz (RD1) Norm McDonald (RD2)
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
John Belushi Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0VstaFz_ZPg
Chris Farley clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1wLFtBi1Q&feature=related
Adam Sandler Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTnq268y2ms
Bill Murray clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ci6YPGQedr0Last edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
Chuckle region - fat man showdown
THE CHUCKLE REGION - FAT MAN SHOWDOWN
John Candy
SCTV CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Harold Ramis (RD1) Eugene Levy (RD2)
They've gone to plaid!
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Homer Simpson (Dan Castallaneta)
SIGNATURE CHARACTERS CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Pee Wee Herman (RD1) The Muppets (RD2)
Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
John Candy clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sHKYaYO79vE
Homer Simpson Clip
http://www.hulu.com/watch/21833/the-simpsons-dead-family-joke#s-p7-st-i1Last edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Creators - FINALS
CHUCKLE REGION - THE CREATORS FINALS
Kevin Smith
FUNNIER THAN Mike Judge (RD1) Trey Parker & Matt Stone (RD2)
OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
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Judd Apatow
FUNNIER THAN Woody Allen (RD1) Christopher Guest (RD2)
(From Freaks and Geeks) "The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math."
Kevin Smith Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n6lzEhoXads
Judd Apatow clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fruWJCJm-U&feature=relatedLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics
THE GUFFAW REGION - STAND UP COMICS
George Carlin
FUNNIER THAN Denis Leary (RD1) Lewis Black (RD2)
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
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Steven Wright
FUNNIER THAN Patton Oswalt (RD1) Jeffrey Ross (RD2)
A while ago, I left my apartment building and walked my dog... on the ledge. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
George Carlin clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rlqjxst6xU&feature=related
Steven Wright clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPWGfnJ9X7cLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics "Gone Too Soon"
THE GUFFAW REGION - STANDUP COMICS GONE TOO SOON DIVISION FINALS
Mitch Hedberg
FUNNIER THAN Andy Kaufman (RD1) Sam Kinison (RD2)
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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Bill Cosby
Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake!
Mitch Hedberg Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g
Bill Cosby Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMktzmxGu5Y&feature=relatedLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics "Old School" Finals
THE GUFFAW REGION STANDUP COMICS - OLD SCHOOL FINALS
Rodney Dangerfield
FUNNIER THAN Milton Berle (RD1) Don Rickles (RD2)
A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Bob Hope
FUNNIER THAN Buddy Hackett (RD1) Dean Martin (RD2)
I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
Dangerfield clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8&feature=related
Bob Hope clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADwXu1qtpak&feature=relatedLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Guffaw Region - The Hosts FINALS
THE GUFFAW REGION - THE HOSTS FINALS
Johnny Carson
FUNNIER THAN Jay Leno (RD1) Conan O'Brien (RD2)
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
VS.
Stephen Colbert
FUNNIER THAN Jon Stewart (RD1) David Letterman (RD2)
The greatest thing about George Bush is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
Johnny Carson clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EY3Lw_-bj5U
Stephen Colbert clip
http://www.hulu.com/watch/22547/the-colbert-report-tickling-the-rocks-610Last edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Giggle Region - THE NEW BRITS DIVISION FINALS
THE GIGGLE REGION - THE NEW* BRITS DIVISION FINALS *by default
Sacha Baron Cohen
FUNNIER THAN Rowan Atkinson (RD1) Ricky Gervais (RD2)
Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.
VS.
Monty Python
COMEDY TROUPE CHAMPS - FUNNIER THAN Human Giant (RD1) The Kids In The Hall (RD2)
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Sacha Baron Cohen clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSFGFvkQ0CA
Mont Python clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7wLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Giggle Region - LADIES FINALS
THE GIGGLE REGION - THE LADIES DIVISION FINALS
Carol Burnett
FUNNIER THAN Tracey Ullman (RD1) Lisa Lampanelli (RD2)
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Sarah Silverman
FUNNIER THAN Roseanne Barr (RD1) Wanda Sykes (RD2)
A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!"
Carol Burnett Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gqQYuipF7U
Sarah Silverman Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jYm8roBEdULast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
The Giggle Region - BLACK COMIC FINALS
THE GIGGLE REGION - BLACK COMIC DIVISION
Richard Pryor
FUNNIER THAN Martin Lawrence (RD1) Eddie Murphy (RD2)
I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
VS.
Chris Rock
FUNNIER THAN Bernie Mac (RD1) Dave Chappelle (RD2)
I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up.
Richard Pryor clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1WUlTUTuPM&feature=related
Chris Rock Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3DmCD5A_ULast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
THE GIGGLE REGION
The Farrelly Brothers
BROTHERS DIVISION CHAMPS FUNNIER THAN The Wayans Brothers (RD1) The Marx Brothers (RD2)
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
VS.
The Three Stooges
FUNNIER THAN Abbott & Costello (RD1) The Far Side (RD2)
I'm the best musician in the country! "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"
The Farrelly Brothers clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE
The Three Stooges clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQLast edited: Jun 29, 2008 -
Give some love to Farley!! Love his van down by the river bit, and lets face it, his skit as a Chippendale dancer with patrick swayze? Thats just a killer :)
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Surprised Kevin Smith is destroying Judd Apatow.
"The Fat Man Showdown" has been neck and neck from the beginning. Every time I check in, an even number of new votes are in and John Candy and Homer Simpson remain tied. -
Also I am a fan of Sara and have been since I saw her on SNL, however I still see her as a B Comedianfinswin56 likes this. -
Silverman has been in comedy for a while now, and I think she is easily the funniest female comic today. But you are right, she is a bit of a B comedian overall. -
I'm not sure if this plays at all, but allegedly, Robin Williams smells absolutely horrible.