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THE BRITS DIVISION FINALS
Sacha Baron Cohen
Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.
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Ricky Gervais
If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of ****.
Sacha Baron Cohen clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSFGFvkQ0CA
Ricky Gervais clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaEj3g5GOYA
Who is Just Damn Funny?
Poll closed Jun 25, 2008.
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Sacha Baron Cohen
52.0% -
VS. Ricky Gervais
44.0% -
The Kids In the Hall
12.0% -
VS. Monty Python
84.0% -
Carol Burnett
56.0% -
VS. Lisa Lampanelli
40.0% -
Sarah Silverman
80.0% -
VS. Wanda Sykes
12.0% -
Richard Pryor
64.0% -
VS. Eddie Murphy
36.0% -
Dave Chappelle
48.0% -
VS. Chris Rock
52.0% -
The Marx Brothers
40.0% -
VS. The Farrelly Brothers
56.0% -
The Three Stooges
68.0% -
VS. The Far Side
32.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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Last edited: Jun 25, 2008
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COMEDY TROUPE DIVISION FINALS
The Kids In the Hall
I crush your head!
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Monty Python
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
The Kids In The Hall clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4&feature=related
Mont Python clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w -
The Ladies
THE LADIES DIVISION
Carol Burnett
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
VS.
Lisa Lampanelli
Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers
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Sarah Silverman
A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!"
VS.
Wanda Sykes
They wanted me to play a maid, who won the lottery... but liked the family she worked for sooo much, that she kept working for them. Are they crazy? Shoot, If I found out I won the lottery, I would leave in the middle of this joke!
Carol Burnett Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gqQYuipF7U
Lisa Lampanelli Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sp24TlWAM
Sarah Silverman Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jYm8roBEdU
Wanda Sykes clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOhtTUHpRI
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Black Comics
BLACK COMIC DIVISION
(or)
YOU MEAN THREE OF THESE GUYS WILL BE GONE BEFORE THE SWEET 16?! THIS IS THE DUMBEST TOURNEY EVER.
Richard Pryor
I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
VS.
Eddie Murphy
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ***. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't ****.
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Dave Chappelle
No I can't stop yellin', 'cause that's how I talk! Ain't never seeeeen my movies!? Juice! That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A ****ING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, *****!
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Chris Rock
I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up.
Richard Pryor clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1WUlTUTuPM&feature=related
Eddie Murphy clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jWEHETqjWRs&feature=related
Chappelle clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk
Chris Rock Clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3DmCD5A_U
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BROTHERS DIVISION FINALS
The Marx Brothers
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
VS.
The Farrelly Brothers
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
Marx Brothers clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UTLVYK3SwWM
The Farrelly Brothers clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE
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The Leftovers
The Three Stooges
I'm the best musician in the country! "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"
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The Far Side
The Three Stooges clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ