http://www.nypost.com/seven/01122009/news/regionalnews/knicks_sex_scandal_shock_149861.htm Uhm, ok, I really don't what to say expect there has be a gold of jokes for this one.
Guess the chauffer was asked to help "Stop his dribble". Nothing like Eddie Curry "Scoring down in the box". Curry is "Lighting it up from the charity stripe". Curry, the master of "Offensive rebounds". I could go on and on. Most/all of what I put isnt even funny, yet so appropriate I still find it funny.....
The chauffer did not want a back court violation!!! Curry was looking for the back door cut and dish!!
Sad a dude who is trying to blackmail Curry is getting the benefit of the truth. Money makes people do crazy things.
Hope he doesnt "double Dribble"... Seriously I would be scared out of my wits if a man Curry's size told me to touch it.
So thats what they mean when they say someone is defending the "low block"! These days, Eddy rarely gets off the bench. Watching all those sweaty guys run around could explain why he doesnt even get up to cheer on his teammates.... Big men dont really dribble a lot but you have to wonder if Eddy works on his "handle" at all? When they say rebound I dont think that means to hit on your chauffeur. On the plus said maybe eddy's attorney will finally teach him how to defend!
I hope for Curry's sake its not true...can you imagine the hecklinghe would get from the opposing crowds?? Plus if he really is gay dont be shocked to see enforcer rocking a Knicks Curry Jersey at the next Phins event.
Curry reminds me of one of the Wayons Bros, in the Scary Movie series.. "But you took me to all those clubs" "the play good music"
lol...this is funny and creepy. "cmon dave, touch it". thats hilarious. he was probably messin with the guy, and the driver wants an easy payday, and plus he's probably tired of being belittled and crapped on. edit: "note to self, start treating lucky better."
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYUMGUFjA0&feature=related"]YouTube - Scary Movie 2[/ame] It's in Italian ( I think) but the gist is there... (Had to edit the first youtube, it was bit too over the top)