Omar: So Jeff, J-Bo, IRISH how are you?
Ireland: How...how the hell did you get in my office?
Omar: Relax, I'm Omar Kelly, famous reporter for the Sun Sentinel. I'm sure you've heard of me.
Ireland: I can't say that I have.
Omar:
Haha! Good one. Gonna write that down to post on Twitter later. So anyway J-Dog, rumblings around SoFla are that Koa Misi is gonna get moved to ILB.
Ireland: Where'd you hear....wait, why are you still here? How'd you get past security?
Omar: Jeesh, and I thought I was supposed to ask the questions. But anyway, right here on this blog, a famous Miami sports writer speculates that you're gonna move Misi inside.
*Shows Ireland iPad*
Ireland: But...but this is just an article you wrote. The date says today...did you already write an article about breaking in my office today?
Omar: Again, I'm the reporter here.
Ireland: What even gave you the idea that Misi will be playing inside...*notices Omar scribbling*....wait, what are you writing?
Omar: Just quoting where you just said Misi will be playing inside.
Ireland: What?!! I just repeated that I saw in your article where you said Misi will be playing inside!
Omar: Aha! So you say you see Misi playing inside.
Ireland: WHAT?!?! I was just...wait, what are you doing?
Omar: Just uploading my piece on Jeff Ireland hinting that Misi will be playing ILB.
Ireland: But I never said that.
Omar: Well, you should take it up with the Sun Sentinel because they recently posted an article that quotes you as saying you can see Misi playing inside.
Ireland: AAEHRHRHRHREHHYHDYIGFG!
Omar: Well, I'm gonna bounce. You should get that anger issue checked out though. You know what they say dawg; Psalms 37:8 Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath!
Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil. Deuces!
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