Lakers hide from Kobe after epic collapse(Fake story!!)

LOS ANGELES, Calif. (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) -- When it was over, there wasn't a Laker to be found ... anywhere. Only 15 seconds after the game ended, the locker room was mysteriously empty and, if not for the solitary figure of Kobe Bryant calling out his "punkass" teammates and heaving every object not nailed down (including a Japanese reporter), eerily quiet.
"I hate you! I hate you!" fumed Bryant. "I hate you, hate you, hate you!"

As if on cue, Phil Jackson's first response to a reporter's unrelated question was to pose a hypothetical. "Did Michael ever let his team squander a 24-point lead at the half in a meaningful game, let alone Game 4 in the NBA Finals? Not that I can recall." Jackson's comment prompted furtive grins and covert fist pumps, as Bryant's teammates savored the payback -- knowing full well Bryant would be spending the next several days in agitated isolation, drop-kicking his vast collection of M.J. memorabilia, immersed in a self-loathing funk.

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