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Leach/James set to R. Kelly's Trapped in a Closet...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CANEPHINS, Dec 30, 2009.

  1. CANEPHINS

    CANEPHINS No Tats & Dreads Allowed

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    Though I think most of LSUfreek's work is meh...this actually made me LOL when I read it all.

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    …then a fat girlfriend steps into the kitchen,
    Says “Coach Leach where’s my man, I’m askin’ you cause he gone missin’!”
    He says “Talk to the guaaaaaard!”
    She says “Why’s there a guaaa-aaaaaarrrrd?”
    Guard says “Cause I’m a guaaa-aaaaaard!”
    She says “Why you rushin’, you know he got a concussion,”
    And then Coach Leach says “I’m tryin’ to get fired *****, so keep up your fussin’
    I got to let this boy out
    So he can talk to his daddy
    So they’ll think that I’m batty
    Get a new job thanks to this kid bein’ bratty.”

    So Leach says, “Man show this girl that he’s fakin’”
    The guard says “Coach, you sure you want to mess up your life?”
    As he ate a plate of bacon,*
    Leach says “YES.”
    The lady says “NOOOOO”
    The guard says “None of this **** makes sense, but here I go.”

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    He walks to the cabinet, he’s close to the cabinet, now he’s opening the cabinet.
    Now pause the movie cos what i’m about to say to ya’ll is so damn twisted,
    Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man… is a CRAIG JAMES’S SON!

    AND A MIDGET

    A MIDGET

    a midget…
     
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    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    Real Talk.
     
  3. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    that songs funny enough in its original form.
     

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