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LOL...Suit against God thrown out over lack of address

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by maynard, Oct 16, 2008.

  1. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Suit against God thrown out over lack of address | AP | 10/15/2008

    LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

    He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

    "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."

    Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

    :knucks:
     
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  2. Jt0323

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    And since God was not present at the court case Chambers should win his case
     
  3. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    right. he doesnt need a summons. he should have known to show up for court lol
     
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  4. Jt0323

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    Exactly!
     
  5. Miamian

    Miamian Senior Member

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    Kind of like Evan Almighty in reverse.
     
  6. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Wow, suprised they didn't issue a warrant for failure to appear. Wouldn't you want to issue a search warrant for heaven?:lol:
     
  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I wonder if they'l send "dog" the bounty hunter to go find god?

    it can serve 2 purposes
     
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  8. azfinfanmang

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    Now why isnt THIS guy running for office.

    Not saying he would get any votes, but the entertainment value would be un-equaled


    Come to think of it, neither of the current primary candidates have anything on this guy IMO
     
  9. adamprez2003

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    anybody have this guys address. I want to open an insurance policy on his life. Of course it would have to be one that allows for "Acts of God"
     
  10. azfinfanmang

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    Just like from Bruce Almighty.

    So help me me...
     
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