LOL...Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
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maynardNew MemberOPSuit against God thrown out over lack of address | AP | 10/15/2008
LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.
He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."
Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
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Jt0323moderatorAnd since God was not present at the court case Chambers should win his case
maynardNew Member"Jt0323 wrote:
And since God was not present at the court case Chambers should win his case
right. he doesnt need a summons. he should have known to show up for court lol
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." GRRM, ADWD
Jt0323moderator"maynard wrote:
right. he doesnt need a summons. he should have known to show up for court lol
Exactly!
Georgia Finforum_veteranWow, suprised they didn't issue a warrant for failure to appear. Wouldn't you want to issue a search warrant for heaven?:lol:
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SICKforum_veteranI wonder if they'l send "dog" the bounty hunter to go find god?
it can serve 2 purposes
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"maynard wrote:
Suit against God thrown out over lack of address | AP | 10/15/2008
LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.
He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."
Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."
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Now why isnt THIS guy running for office.
Not saying he would get any votes, but the entertainment value would be un-equaled
Come to think of it, neither of the current primary candidates have anything on this guy IMO
adamprez2003forum_veterananybody have this guys address. I want to open an insurance policy on his life. Of course it would have to be one that allows for "Acts of God"
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"adamprez2003 wrote:
anybody have this guys address. I want to open an insurance policy on his life. Of course it would have to be one that allows for "Acts of God"
Just like from Bruce Almighty.
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