I can't believe you didn't even bring up how "duck" and "dolphin" both start with "D" and how that proves he can get up to speed with NFL mascots from college mascots. Piss poor job, Lucky, piss poor.
you didn't let me finish. **Second Half of Analysis*** Both the duck and the dolphin start with the letter D. Both can be trained to protect our waterways via laser guns.
Jordan too, is accustomed to "alt" jerseys. So he should transition well playing in various colored uniforms. My only issue is that I think we were a bit too "mean" in the trade. I think we should have given the Raiders our 4th too...or at the least one of our 6s. You know, to be fair. We don't want the league thinking we're a bunch of pricks.
I was talking to Ben KellyMando and we both agreed that another thing that makes dion jordan a great fit is both the duck and the dolphin have led to really great Disney Movies. We also agreed that Emilio Estevez is dreamy.
