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Lucky's mock draft

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by unluckyluciano, Apr 30, 2009.

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  1. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Hey guys, just wanted to try out my skills at a mock draft but I only did the phins pick, enjoy:

    round 1) Vontae davis -- I call this the wtf pick. Everyone will be saying wtf??? But only I and sparano will know, this pick will give us years of an advantage over the competition. How is that you say, well obviously people will say don't worry about the dolphins, they have no clue about how to draft, and that is when we will make our move, all the way to the superbowl. :hi5:

    round 2a)Pat White -- I call this the finisher. Why you ask? Because after this pick no one will need more convincing that the dolphins don't know how to draft. So what will this do for us you ask? Well besides giving us the advantage for years to come as previously mentioned, it will allow us to get all the rest of the players this year as the other gms will say, well if the dolphins want him, we should stay away as they are crazy. This will open the way for the rest of our picks to go untouched, all though look for us to draft brian hartline in later rounds if we think teams our catching on to our act.

    Oh and guys I've been doing this mock draft thing for at least 15 minutes now, and I am 0-0, none of you can say that you have that record. Discuss.
     
  2. mor911

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    That #1 pick is ******ed... no way they take a frakking CB at 1
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    which is why they will go corner back. stoooooopid.
     
  4. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    what are you talking about??
     
  5. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    Best. Mock. Evar.
     
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  6. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Over Yonder
    Im guessing we take Sean Smith next.
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i think the real question is why did you say qb even though penny has done a good job for us thus far. Do you feel like we need a qb? I don't think so, I think you've been hurt by qbs in the past so now you are unwilling to let any other qbs into your heart. I think until you deal with the pain of past qbs, you will never be able to move on to another qb and in the process will continue to destroy your body with pixie stick sugar and dating chubby women.
     
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  8. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    great insight! who do you see us taking in the third?
     
  9. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    This is way better than Boomer's, CK's, Con's, or even Alen's mocks.

    Way to go doode.
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I think we will trade that pick for the rights to the song they play at chuck-e-cheese

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  11. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    mods you guys need to give lucky the draft guru badge
     
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  12. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    amazing mock, Lucky is the greatest draft guru here.
     
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  13. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Freakin genious you are Lucky

    roflmfao
     
  14. Big E

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    ....stoopid.....
     
  15. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    okaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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    :tongue2:
     
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