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Man kills girlfriend, tries to have sex with corpse, Fort Lauderdale cops say

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by opfinistic, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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  2. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    What's even sadder is that these stories don't even surprise me anymore.
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Conde took off her pants and unsuccessfully tried to have sex with her corpse

    Necrophilia Fail
     
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  4. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    Wow ...

    Just ...

    Wow.

    I don't know what's worse. Killing someone over beer, or the fact that you decide to have one last fling with them after you've done the deed.

    Just unbelievable.
     
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  5. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    End of days brothers.
     
  6. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    I know were so desensitized to unhumane treatment we also do a "shrugged shoulder" when you hear about something like this. That is sad :pity:
     
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  7. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    Necrofailia more like. Man some people just need to go away and never be heard from again.
    Of course there is the old argument. Is this kind of thing really more prevalent these day or are they just documented and exposed more? For the sake of society, Im going to hope the former.
     
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  8. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    So you hope more men are killing their girlfriends over beer then having sex with their corpses?
     
  9. dolphan117

    dolphan117 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I say convict him, (shouldnt be hard with the confession) give him 6 months to say his goodbyes and think life through a little.... And send him on.
     
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  10. Zach13

    Zach13 Season Ticket Holder

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    To steal an idea from Charlie Daniels.

    Just tie him to a tree stump out in the Everglades and let nature take it's course.
     
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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I think its time we took people like this, and instead of killing them or just throwing them in jail, we use them for research.

    Let's run tests on this guy, see what makes him tick. Maybe we can come up with a way to prevent this sort of stuff from happening or at less lessen it, to the point that its shocking when it happens.

    Maybe we can even pump him full of cancer, and test drugs on him.
     
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  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    its called necrophilia, it was around before it will be around till the end of mankind. No need to look at this as a new crime.........
     
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  13. opfinistic

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    Jigsaw needs to talk to this guy!
     
  14. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Make up sex??



















    Too soon?
     
  15. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

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  16. opfinistic

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    "I was bang your corpse
    But then I got high
    Posthumous intercourse
    But then I got high
    Now I'm wanking off
    And I know why...hey hey!
    Because I got high
    Because I got high
    Because I got high......"
     
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  17. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  18. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

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    Thats some sick noodles :lol: but damn man if your going to pull your pants down and wank, get it done. What's this 'unsuccessfully tried' crap.
     
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  19. NaboCane

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    Make sure to flay some skin and leave it hanging. You know, to start the process.
     
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  20. Pauly

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    You know that you people are just soooooo judgemental.
     
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  21. opfinistic

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    How are you posting from prison?
     
  22. Jimi

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    I know right, this guy just made a simple mistake...

    Wait, what?
     
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  23. dolphan117

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    I would guess there are plenty of screwed up people in jail that get studied, including serial killers. Fact of the matter is that while we know much more then we used to its far more useful in helping us understand and catch them then preventing it from happening.
     
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    Thats so hot.

    :pity:
     
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  25. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Quick post to get off of post number 666....

    This is awful though.
     
  26. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I tried to stay on post 666 as long as I could, but there were just too many dick jokes out there and I caved.
     
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  27. rafael

    rafael Well-Known Member

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    I think he meant that he hopes that there aren't anymore broken/twisted people (percentage wise) then there were in the past.
     
  28. cnc66

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    Tie um to a Manchineel....
     
  29. anlgp

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    Ah, desensitization.

     
  30. Coral Reefer

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    It was just break up sex dude!
    Pretty common. :lol:



    In all seriousness though you can't take ANYTHING for granted with the state of the legal system today.

    This guy will get an attorney that will of course try and manipulate technicalities towards getting facts dismissed or ignored. If he gets a judge more concerned with making a name for himself by handing down a controversial judgement like the nitwit in Canada, John Scurfield, the guy may not even be convicted of anything. Scary times.
     
  31. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    i just want to say it wasnt me, if anyone was wondering lol
     
  32. Fin-Omenal

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    I swear when I was at 666 "thanks" you motherfudgers were no where to be found!
     
  33. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    of course it wasn't you. you're too tired to go when she's alive why would a dead girl turn you on? (unless you've left out that interesting tidbit to your thread... is your gf upset because it's necrophilia pron?)
     
  34. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    back on topic though- this is turrible. the only time necrophilia has been funny was on family guy, and even then it was a chuckle but shake your head in shame type. i can't believe someone would do this.
     
  35. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Okay while the act is absolutely disgusting, I still think it's not as bad as rape or something of that sort while the victim is alive.
     
  36. dolphan117

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    I dont agree, both are violations of another persons body without their consent.

    For me the only mitigating factor is the alcohol involved.
     
  37. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    One is a violation where the person can feel the pain and degredation of the act. The other the person feels nothing. You can't even compare them IMO.
     
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  38. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    my god. imagine what her parents must be thinking.
     
  39. dolphan117

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    In damage to the person you probably have a point, I was thinking in more in terms of deviation of the offender.
     
  40. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    haha. no i watch normal stuff
     

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