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Maria SUGARPOVA!!!

Discussion in 'Other Sports Forum' started by Finrunner, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. Finrunner

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    This is awesome... unless you're her dad.

    Maria Sharapova is planning to temporarily change her name to Maria Sugarpova for two weeks during the U.S. Open in support of her line of candies.

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/tennis/maria-sharapova-plans-to-change-surname-to-sugarpova-for-duration-of-us-open/story-fnibcgxs-1226700346241
    http://deadspin.com/maria-sharapova-to-change-name-to-maria-sugarpova-1169853741

    Oh, the possibilities are endless with this one! It seems so, so short-sighted by the tennis star. Even if the change is temporary, let's face it, as long as she's famous, she'll be known as Sugarpova forevah!!! Sugarpova seems more like the name of a porn star than a tennis star/business mogul. The deadspin article sort of plays on the theme that she's going to be the next Bond girl (in jest). I remember the old Sheena Easton song, "Sugar Walls", and I can hear it sung, "Come inside my... Sugarpova."

    But as Nike says, "Yes! Just do it, Maria!" It's genius. I'll buy! I'll buy!

    Of course, like I insinuated, if I were her father - "NO!!! NEVER!!! What are you thinking???!!!" As has been said hundreds of thousands of times (or at least this once): Keep 'em off the poles, out of the centerfolds --- and don't let people call you Sugarpova!
     
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  2. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I heard she opted against it.
     
  3. MikeHoncho

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    Find it disappointing that this thread isn't part of the ladies lounge

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  4. Finrunner

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    I may have been a little... premature. And now, she's dropped out of the U.S. Open with an injury. Sigh.

    Still, she'll always be Sugarpova to me!
     
  5. McLovin

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  9. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    all those model shots when you google her.. i prefer the actual tennis shots.. .keeping it real!
     
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    When keeping it real goes wrong...

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  11. Finrunner

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    Maria has pretty.... um.... eyes.
     
  12. brandon27

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    I'd like to taste her candy :tongue2:
     
  13. Paul 13

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    cmon, we have a perfectly respectful thread going here and then you have to take it to another level. :shifty:
     
  14. MikeHoncho

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    I'd like to show her how many licks...

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  15. Bumrush

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    She can blow my pop any time.
     
  16. Finrunner

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    Ya went and stoked the flames there...
     
  17. gunn34

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    Pour some Sugarpova on me.
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  18. Finrunner

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    ...ooh, in the name of love.

    (Is that the right answer?)
     

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