WTF. Homos and wierdos mixed. Only in Africa.

 

And here...

http://forums.thephins.com/showthread.php?t=3707

 

Just a notice to those involved

Wolf and Dogg should not be seen in public together..


.....that is all..... :wink:

 

Yeah invasion of the ***** snatchers was on skinemax the other night.

I mean, no.

I heard about this on Howard Stern this morning and I think he brings up a valid point. Can't all of these people just look down and recognize that their *****'s are still there?

I also like that some of these guys are claiming that a witch doctor simply shrunk their *****'s.

I like saying the word *****.





















*****.

 

The singular form is peni, you know

 

Really? I thought it was Penus....

 

:lol:

 

Uhhh no it isn't. the SINGULAR form is *****.

It can be substituted for any of the following:

weiner, weenie, pecker, dick, tallywhacker, twiggy, snake, shenanigans, beercan and lap rocket.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

Did you guys know that when a Thong is worn by a man...backwards.... it is referred to as a:

Bannana Hammock?

...okay, that really is all...

 

smallest.
bannana.
evar.

 

Yep, no thanks to YOU razor lips....:tongue2:

 

I TOLD YOU I HAD BEEN SKI ING AND THEY WERE CHAPPED!!

 

You have to understand the situation in Congo before you make light of it. During the years of Belgian control the belgian force publique forced African tribes to work, and did so by threatening them with shooting them and stealing their women. However bullets where scarce and the authorities of the force publique decided that they had to make sure that the bullets where not being used to hunt or something like that so... they decided that the proof was to be that soldiers would have to bring back body parts of the corpses that they shot down. So for the most part they brought back hands...

To rain on y'alls parade but:



Some of these men actually lost their mind later and decided hands where not enough. That penises would be a better trophy, and so a lot of men where attacked and lost their members to overzealots in the force publique.

This did not end when the country became independent. The revolutionary forces (after president Mugabe killed prime minisster Lumumba) took over these attitudes (considering a lot of the military and revolutionary had been force publique before, that is not surprising) and in a lot of cases surrounded themselves in an aura of witchcraft.

If you add up this cruelty being thrown at a group of people for centuries with an extremely superstitious group of people and revolutionary groups that are using that superstition, it is not hard to create fear amongst populace.

 

yeah for rubber. i saw the documentary captain bring down.....

 

Geez Debby Downer thanks for making everyone feel bad. I hope a wizard steals YOUR ***** while you sleep.

 

:P Not the first time I have been called debbie downer on the forums.

 

BREAKING NEWS: ***** theft reaches panic level.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft_1

:eek:


EDIT: Just noticed the other thread on this...

 

What kills me is the entire thought that ***** theft actually had to reach a level before panic set in..

I mean, does it really take more than 1 theft for panic to set in????

:confused2: just asking

 

All we needed now is an excuse for insurance companies to offer yet another policy.


SO..if I get a lowjack on mine..that should lower my premiums plenty no?

Get on the phone with Geico. "I just saved $50 on my ***** insurance."

 

They better start getting female installers at Car Toys.