Merged: The one sex tape...I never wanted to see...EVER!!\Mini-Me
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Big ENew MemberOPYes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
ILPhinFan88luxury_box"enforcerfin33 wrote:
Saw that on TMZ TV last night, she looked pretty good. It looked like there was a third person involved in the filming.
SamphinNew MemberHow depressing would it be for a guy if he watched that and realized his shrinky dink was smaller than Verne's?
MotionNew Member"Samphin wrote:
How depressing would it be for a guy if he watched that and realized his shrinky dink was smaller than Verne's?
You'll have to let us know. :up:
HardKoreXXXNew MemberThats pretty scary stuff. Looks like one of the Umpa Loompas getting freaky with Veruca Salt...
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Cuban Dave 9New MemberTitles for the porn:
Shortmember
The Dwarf who shagged me
Austin Kneehigh
The Short Bufu
Thank you Gish!
Paganforum_veteranIf there's any goodness in the world....someone will hook him up with Bridget the Midget for a sex tape.
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
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HardKoreXXXNew Member"Pagan wrote:
If there's any goodness in the world....someone will hook him up with Bridget the Midget for a sex tape.
If Bridget the Midget and Verne Troyer go on a date and play Mini Golf what is it called?
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opfinisticNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
If Bridget the Midget and Verne Troyer go on a date and play Mini Golf what is it called?
If he turns her around and bends her over it'll be called doing the back 9.
SamphinNew Member"enforcerfin33 wrote:
if they 69 is it considered 34 and a half?
See, initially you laugh at this zinger, but if you think about it, it makes no sense. 34 1/2 is half the number of 69. However, the participants are a full grown woman and a little person for a man.
So really, the number would read more accurately as 51.75.
Thank you, that is all.
Ronnie Bassluxury_boxFunniest comment of the day was a description of what it looked like - "it looked like a baby trying to get back in"
Big ENew Member"Samphin wrote:
See, initially yo laugh at this zinger, but if you think about it, it makes no sense. 34 1/2 is half the number of 69. However, the participants are a full grown woman and a little person for a man.
So really, the number would read more accurately as 51.75.
Thank you, that is all.
Thank you Dr. buzzkill.
Muckretired_adminNewest sex tape: Mini-Me
Does anybody really want to see this?
Apparently there's a stolen tape and he's suing to stop it's release.
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2008/06/27/20080627troyer.html
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HardKoreXXXNew MemberMight wanna merge this Muck...
Although it gives me another chance to ask if Mini-Me can pleasure this broad in both ways at the same time?
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SamphinNew Member"Muck wrote:
Does anybody really want to see this?
Apparently there's a stolen tape and he's suing to stop it's release.
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2008/06/27/20080627troyer.html
Leave it up to the admin to post a duplicate thread...:pity:
:sidelol: Love ya MUCKY!
byroanadminPoor Muck is too busy working on the site, doesn't have time to search. :lol:
Colorado DolfanNew MemberThere is a God!!!
Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Verne Troyer successfully shut down the distribution of a sex tape featuring the "Austin Powers" actor and a former girlfriend — for now.
The celebrity Web site TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video Wednesday, but pulled the clips down Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer's attorneys.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTvv-1TlVbs5maqnqo5fnLg8ov2QD91IR9280
Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...
...get happy.
-Cam Wake
unluckylucianoNew Membertmz is the biggest waste of space evar......
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Big ENew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
tmz is the biggest waste of space evar......
Its no wonder celebs go nuts on these peeps. Some of the crap they say to them, they purposely try to piss them off.
Frumundah FinnaticNew MemberI bet this guy's hung like a horse.
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
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