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Merry Xmas Dolfans.....Compliments of Rex Ryan!!!!

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by vt_dolfan, Dec 22, 2010.

  1. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Well....this was posted in Club....but its way....way to good to not get it in here as quickly as possible......

    "Wait, what?"

    So, in the spirit of a holiday oddity for everyone...I found the below item via PFT and Deadspin.

    I'll post the Deadspin link for humor value:

    http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may...+fetish-videos

    And follow it up with the kicker (ding!) that the Jets response was:

    Quote Originally Posted by PFT
    I decided to leave it alone at first, because it wasn’t clear that the woman in the videos was Michelle Ryan, even though the circumstantial evidence was, to say the least, compelling. But the Jets have responded to the story in a quote provided to the New York Daily News. And the response essentially confirms that, indeed, it’s Michelle Ryan.

    “This is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment.”
    If that’s not Michelle Ryan in the videos, then the response would have been “that’s not Michelle Ryan in the videos,” and the lawyers would have been released on the folks at Deadspin to demand immediate retractions and clarifications.
    So, Rex Ryan's wife, apparently, has posted foot-fetish videos on youtube.

    In a year full of strange Jets stories, this is a shoe-in (zing!) for the strangest.
     
  2. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Arggghhhhh.....its already here...lol...

    I was laughing so hard reading Gang Green's reaction...I didnt see it....

    Feel free to delete!!!
     
  3. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Popcorn ...... Check
    Beer....... Check
    Entertainment......

    http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=62549

    Check!!!!



    "And on the 21st of December, winter solstice, Rex Ryan became Swingin' Sexy Rexy for all of days. "



    "The thing I am afraid of is if Rex loses the respect of the team or is so humiliated he resigns from the job. This can't be easy to deal with...especially the little quip about wanting to see his wife get "it" in "all three holes."



    "How long till game announcers start picking up on it?

    Looks like about 2 feet on 4th Down...Rex will clearly go for that..."
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  4. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Did he say that on the video"???
     
  5. whiskeyCoke72

    whiskeyCoke72 Active Member

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    How much you wanna bet Sanchize has pretty feet! and starts having second thoughts about those "lunch" meetings!:laughy:

    Nah, thats alright coach, I brought lunch today..:escape:
     
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  6. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    I dont know...it was a comment at Gang Green.....

    Im telling you....this was gift wrapped just for us!!!!
     
  7. Zod

    Zod Ruler of the Universe

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    Gang Green:

     
  8. Zod

    Zod Ruler of the Universe

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    Oh, here is the idea.


    Can you imagine a gigantic pinata in the shape of a foot @ SunLife the next time the Jets are in town?
     
  9. Zod

    Zod Ruler of the Universe

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    Rex needs to toe the line.

    Rex isn't a good guy. Rex is a heel.

    Gang Green:

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    The kicker is she has frikkin sasquatch feet. Not sexy at all.

    Makes me think of the "Man Hands" episode of Seinfeld.
     
  11. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member



    God I love that .....rofl....
     
  12. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    The Jets draft a kicker with their first pick in the 2011 NFL Draft....


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    Sexy Rexy is sooooo down with this pick!!!




    [​IMG]
     
  13. DolfanJake

    DolfanJake Banned

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    :sidelol: They are entertaining for sure in NYC :sidelol: God I hope they lose to the Bears this week, and Rex has to be asked about it in the presser following the game. That will be must see TV.
     
  14. flynryan151

    flynryan151 New Member

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    I just threw up in my mouth a bit!
     
  15. flynryan151

    flynryan151 New Member

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    Rex why didn't you go for it on 4th down it looked like you were only 2 feet short?

    Rex it didn't look like Hester had 2 feet inbounds? Is that over the line?
     
  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    "Rex...it looked like the Bears ran the ball through all three holes."
     
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  17. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    I have to say I don't find the humor...... The Jets are going to the playoffs and we're not. :pity:
     
  18. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Holy crap!! This dude gangbangs his wife!! No wonder he is always cursing!!!!

    Look at the profile he created for his whore wife!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    I wonder if the dudes that have sex with his wife smack poor little Rexy on the *** when they are doing it...


    LMFAO!!!!!
     
  20. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Poor LITTLE Rexy? :pity:
    Have you not ever seen the guy before?
     
  21. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Wow ...lol

    mrsdolfan has great legs and feet ( I am into her legs ) , maybe we can entice rexy and get some inside info !

    We were out last summer doing the patio/drinks thing and mrsdolfan was dressed very pretty/sexy as she usually is .She had this unique dress that wasn't risque but very frilly and pretty and showed off her legs well.

    She always wears great shoes and had some open slingbacks on , and some guy kept glancing, after a few drinks he got bold and said he would pay $500 to c** on her feet .... not missing a beat mrsdolfan sreplied ... $500 for each foot and cash please...
     
  22. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    You guys need something to entertain you, and we know the Dolphins aren't cutting it. Enjoy.

    sent from my EVO 4G
     
  23. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That game a couple of weeks ago in New York was pretty entertaining.
     
  24. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    I'm glad you though so. I thought it was like watching paint dry. I almost fell asleep, but I guess that game would be a highlight in an otherwise dismal year for Miami.
     
  25. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Anyone who has the slightest question in their mind of whether that is or isn't Rex Ryan as cameraman, listen to about 30 seconds into the first video when he says, "yeahOHyeah". Pretty sure I've heard him say that same phrase exactly like that in more than one press conference.
     
  26. TheAnswer385

    TheAnswer385 Stay Low Run Free

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    It's ok, we know your here to blow off steam because your embarrassed. Why else would you be here?
     
  27. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    The spirit of competition just gets more and more unhealthy every day in America. You should have left it in club (foot...ha!).
     
  28. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    The NE game a couple weeks ago was as well !
     
  29. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    Ask anyone that has read my posts dating back to before the first Miami game and they will tell you.

    I honestly couldn't care less if Rex banged sheep in his off time. All I care about is how he coaches the team. Why would I care about anything else?
     
  30. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    meh. I don't get the foot fetish thing.
     
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  32. ToddsPhins

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    By "wife", he actually means Sanchez dressed in drag...... but all the other stuff is true.

    On a side note, I'd let her toe me. :shifty:
     
  33. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    if ?
     
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  34. bryan324

    bryan324 Holla, Purple Drank!!

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    Next Jets Dolphins home game the crowd should get a F-E-E-T FEET FEET FEET chant going lol.
     
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  35. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Would love if Bickety or others from there can tell us the origin of that statement.....too funny.

    never mind, that explains the origin...if its true...wow!!!
     
  36. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That would be great. Kinda like Peyton Manning's "Chop that meat".
     
  37. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    1st down and 30 feet to go ?
     
  38. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    That reply is EXACTLY why I am enjoying this soooooo much. I mean...you cant make this crap up...lol....
     
  39. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    Beats the crap out of talking about the draft.

    sent from my EVO 4G
     
  40. Sceeto

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    Great. Now I just vomited for a second time. :up:
     

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