Merry Xmas Dolfans.....Compliments of Rex Ryan!!!!
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vt_dolfansubscriberOPWell....this was posted in Club....but its way....way to good to not get it in here as quickly as possible......
"Wait, what?"
So, in the spirit of a holiday oddity for everyone...I found the below item via PFT and Deadspin.
I'll post the Deadspin link for humor value:
http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may...+fetish-videos
And follow it up with the kicker (ding!) that the Jets response was:
Quote Originally Posted by PFT
I decided to leave it alone at first, because it wasn’t clear that the woman in the videos was Michelle Ryan, even though the circumstantial evidence was, to say the least, compelling. But the Jets have responded to the story in a quote provided to the New York Daily News. And the response essentially confirms that, indeed, it’s Michelle Ryan.
“This is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment.”
If that’s not Michelle Ryan in the videos, then the response would have been “that’s not Michelle Ryan in the videos,” and the lawyers would have been released on the folks at Deadspin to demand immediate retractions and clarifications.
So, Rex Ryan's wife, apparently, has posted foot-fetish videos on youtube.
In a year full of strange Jets stories, this is a shoe-in (zing!) for the strangest.
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
vt_dolfansubscriberArggghhhhh.....its already here...lol...
I was laughing so hard reading Gang Green's reaction...I didnt see it....
Feel free to delete!!!
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
vt_dolfansubscriberPopcorn ...... Check
Beer....... Check
Entertainment......
http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=62549
Check!!!!
"And on the 21st of December, winter solstice, Rex Ryan became Swingin' Sexy Rexy for all of days. "
"The thing I am afraid of is if Rex loses the respect of the team or is so humiliated he resigns from the job. This can't be easy to deal with...especially the little quip about wanting to see his wife get "it" in "all three holes."
"How long till game announcers start picking up on it?
Looks like about 2 feet on 4th Down...Rex will clearly go for that..."
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"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
BigDogsHuntNew Member"vt_dolfan wrote:
"The thing I am afraid of is if Rex loses the respect of the team or is so humiliated he resigns from the job. This can't be easy to deal with...especially the little quip about wanting to see his wife get "it" in "all three holes."
Did he say that on the video"???
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
whiskeyCoke72forum_veteranHow much you wanna bet Sanchize has pretty feet! and starts having second thoughts about those "lunch" meetings!:laughy:
Nah, thats alright coach, I brought lunch today..:escape:
vt_dolfansubscriber"BigDogsHunt wrote:
Did he say that on the video"???
I dont know...it was a comment at Gang Green.....
Im telling you....this was gift wrapped just for us!!!!
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
ZodNew MemberGang Green:
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You think Rex wants to sign Larry Foote at all costs?
ZodNew MemberOh, here is the idea.
Holy ****, this is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
I'm going to be scanning the crowds during our games now to see what kind of hilarious bull**** people are going to come up with.
Can you imagine a gigantic pinata in the shape of a foot @ SunLife the next time the Jets are in town?
ZodNew MemberRex needs to toe the line.
Rex isn't a good guy. Rex is a heel.
Gang Green:
If this avoids major national attention, it'll be quite a feet.
"When Jets owner Woody Johnson announced the coup of Ryan's hire Wednesday, the pretty blond stood side by side with her husband. Sort of. He towered above her. "And I was in my heels," she said in her soft, feminine voice. "We're a foot apart."
This is ****ing weird, but it makes me happier Rex Is our coach. He is a sick ****, and its awesome
He's gotta put his right foot forward here
This is harmless fun and its definitely the Ryans. Bill Belichick probably wears womens panties behind closed doors, who gives a ****?
Paganforum_veteranThe kicker is she has frikkin sasquatch feet. Not sexy at all.
Makes me think of the "Man Hands" episode of Seinfeld.
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
vt_dolfansubscriber"Zod wrote:
Rex needs to toe the line.
Rex isn't a good guy. Rex is a heel.
Gang Green:
God I love that .....rofl....
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
vt_dolfansubscriberThe Jets draft a kicker with their first pick in the 2011 NFL Draft....
Sexy Rexy is sooooo down with this pick!!!
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
DolfanJakeNew Member:sidelol: They are entertaining for sure in NYC :sidelol: God I hope they lose to the Bears this week, and Rex has to be asked about it in the presser following the game. That will be must see TV.
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I just threw up in my mouth a bit!
"DolfanJake wrote:
:sidelol: They are entertaining for sure in NYC :sidelol: God I hope they lose to the Bears this week, and Rex has to be asked about it in the presser following the game. That will be must see TV.
Rex why didn't you go for it on 4th down it looked like you were only 2 feet short?
Rex it didn't look like Hester had 2 feet inbounds? Is that over the line?
Paganforum_veteran"Rex...it looked like the Bears ran the ball through all three holes."
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
KillerphinsNew MemberI have to say I don't find the humor...... The Jets are going to the playoffs and we're not. :pity:
BumrushsubscriberHoly crap!! This dude gangbangs his wife!! No wonder he is always cursing!!!!
Look at the profile he created for his whore wife!!!
BumrushsubscriberI wonder if the dudes that have sex with his wife smack poor little Rexy on the ass when they are doing it...
LMFAO!!!!!
azfinfanmangluxury_box"Bumrush wrote:
I wonder if the dudes that have sex with his wife smack poor little Rexy on the ass when they are doing it...
LMFAO!!!!!
Poor LITTLE Rexy? :pity:
Have you not ever seen the guy before?
dolfan22subscriberWow ...lol
mrsdolfan has great legs and feet ( I am into her legs ) , maybe we can entice rexy and get some inside info !
We were out last summer doing the patio/drinks thing and mrsdolfan was dressed very pretty/sexy as she usually is .She had this unique dress that wasn't risque but very frilly and pretty and showed off her legs well.
She always wears great shoes and had some open slingbacks on , and some guy kept glancing, after a few drinks he got bold and said he would pay $500 to c** on her feet .... not missing a beat mrsdolfan sreplied ... $500 for each foot and cash please...
BicketyBamforum_veteran"Killerphins wrote:
I have to say I don't find the humor...... The Jets are going to the playoffs and we're not. :pity:
You guys need something to entertain you, and we know the Dolphins aren't cutting it. Enjoy.
sent from my EVO 4G
-Ed-
Larry Littlesubscriber"BicketyBam wrote:
You guys need something to entertain you, and we know the Dolphins aren't cutting it. Enjoy.
That game a couple of weeks ago in New York was pretty entertaining.
The thing you have to remember about critics is that they can't do it themselves. - John Cleese
BicketyBamforum_veteran"Larry Little wrote:
That game a couple of weeks ago in New York was pretty entertaining.
I'm glad you though so. I thought it was like watching paint dry. I almost fell asleep, but I guess that game would be a highlight in an otherwise dismal year for Miami.
-Ed-
MonstBlitzforum_veteranAnyone who has the slightest question in their mind of whether that is or isn't Rex Ryan as cameraman, listen to about 30 seconds into the first video when he says, "yeahOHyeah". Pretty sure I've heard him say that same phrase exactly like that in more than one press conference.
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