Mmm...Coffee

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NaboCaneNaboCaneNew MemberOP
Jan 10, 2014, 07:07 PM

http://www.yahoo.com/food/why-you-can-stop-worrying-and-love-coffee-even-more-72897243362.html

Do you ever feel like there is a worldwide anti-coffee conspiracy trying to spoil your morning (or afternoon) brew? The caffeine dependent (ahem) can take heart, because a new study has just knocked another leg out from under the haters’ high horse. Researchers found that moderate coffee drinking (the subjects drank four cups a day) is not linked to dehydration. Researchers tested 50 men over the course of two three-day trials and found that their hydration levels stayed the same whether they drank coffee or an equal amount of water. So if you’re feeling parched after a mid-afternoon coffee run, the potato chips you snagged from the vending machine are more likely to blame. And the dehydration myth is not the only one worth ditching. Grab a cup, guilt-free, and read on as we myth-bust.

Some very good points here. And, for a frame of reference, the benchmark for a cup of coffee is 6 ounces; the subjects here drank 4 cups, or 24 ounces per day.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 11, 2014, 11:30 AM

WARNING!

Sick, do not scroll down the page after clicking the link.

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 11, 2014, 11:48 AM

"bigbry wrote:

WARNING!

Sick, do not scroll down the page after clicking the link.

thats the first thing he's gonna do now. like when his mother told him not to touch his wang, he damn near ripped it off.

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jan 14, 2014, 07:17 PM
bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 14, 2014, 09:47 PM

Yeah, I read some of that story today.

Remember the story I told everyone at FanHell about the very beautiful and very busty GF I had way back when? Well, I wasn't drinking coffee at all at the time.

Since then I've drank a couple cups nearly everyday and guess what? I still remember to stay far away from the wonderfully crazy ones.

lol

just sayin...

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 14, 2014, 10:08 PM

I oil pull with coffee. Noticed a huge difference in my daily outlook on life.

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

cuchulainncuchulainnsubscriber
Jan 14, 2014, 10:24 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

I oil pull with coffee. Noticed a huge difference in my daily outlook on life.

Maynard said "Ha! Me too!!"

http://www.enemabag.com/coffee_enema_directions.html

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 14, 2014, 10:29 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

I oil pull with coffee. Noticed a huge difference in my daily outlook on life.

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"cuchulainn wrote:

Maynard said "Ha! Me too!!"

http://www.enemabag.com/coffee_enema_directions.html

and his smile...well

xphinfanxxphinfanxforum_veteran
Jan 15, 2014, 05:58 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

I oil pull with coffee. Noticed a huge difference in my daily outlook on life.

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Good one meister.:lol::lol:

This could really get bad. Next question.

What does Maynard pull with?

That's why they play the games!:yes:

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 15, 2014, 10:55 PM

"xphinfanx wrote:

Good one meister.:lol::lol:

This could really get bad. Next question.

What does Maynard pull with?

He pulls with penis.

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 09:35 AM

"lmeister3 wrote:

He pulls with penis.

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penis pulling

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:06 AM

Tell me vodka shots, smokes, and masturbating up to 7 times a day is good for you, and I am ****ing golden!

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 16, 2014, 10:12 AM

"SICK wrote:

Tell me vodka shots, smokes, and masturbating up to 7 times a day is good for you, and I am ****ing golden!

up to 7???

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:15 AM

"lmeister3 wrote:

up to 7???

I have to pace myself sometimes, not enough time in the day. IF I was single I'd buy stock in Kleenex and I'd earn big time gains.

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:21 AM

"SICK wrote:

I have to pace myself sometimes, not enough time in the day. IF I was single I'd buy stock in Kleenex and I'd earn big time gains.

you could even get the Kleenex logo tattooed on your dick for when you slap it around on chat roulette.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:29 AM

"McLovin wrote:

you could even get the Kleenex logo tattooed on your dick for when you slap it around on chat roulette.

Your requests for me get more odd every day...

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:31 AM

"SICK wrote:

Your requests for me get more odd every day...

You've already googled "do dick tattoos hurt?"

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SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:34 AM

"McLovin wrote:

You've already googled "do dick tattoos hurt?"

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And you googled "how to unstick my dick from a ugg boot"

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 10:36 AM

"SICK wrote:

And you googled "how to unstick my dick from a ugg boot"

irrelevant.

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 16, 2014, 11:06 AM

Yes. WD-40.

Isn't this common knowledge?

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
Jan 16, 2014, 12:39 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

Yes. WD-40.

Isn't this common knowledge?

Back in my day you to walk 6 mi. in the snow to the veterinarians house with your pants around your ankles to get your dick unstuck from somethin.. you young guys are nothing but *******

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 12:43 PM

"bigbry wrote:

Back in my day you to walk 6 mi. in the snow to the veterinarians house with your pants around your ankles to get your dick unstuck from somethin.. you young guys are nothing but *******

psh, spare me. just because you can ride whatever you're stuck in doesn't make that some amazing feat.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Jan 16, 2014, 03:07 PM

"bigbry wrote:

Back in my day you to walk 6 mi. in the snow to the veterinarians house with your pants around your ankles to get your dick unstuck from somethin.. you young guys are nothing but *******

Learn something new every day. I didn't know a sheep's butthole could freeze.

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jan 16, 2014, 03:08 PM

"phinsational wrote:

Learn something new every day. I didn't know a sheep's butthole could freeze.

Thats why its covered in wool.

ToddPhinToddPhinluxury_box
Jan 16, 2014, 03:09 PM

"SICK wrote:

Thats why its covered in wool.

LOL.
That'll learn him to spit on it first.

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