Mother: Urlacher paints son's toes
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By JOE HOSEY [email protected]
Football tough guy Brian Urlacher dresses his son in pink Cinderella diapers and paints the 3-year-old's toenails blue, the child's mother charged in Will County court Tuesday.
The mother, Tyna Robertson, threatened to block Urlacher from seeing the boy if the beefy linebacker kept up the alleged effeminate antics.
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"opfinistic wrote:
That's the big WTF of the day, eh?
LOL yeah, made my day. What made it great is that Urlacher has called his teammates soft in the past. :lol:
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Even if he does paint his sons toes I wouldn't want him coming down on me as a QB. Or coming on to me all homosexual like. Or.. nevermind. :lol: :escape:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
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Next season he'll be doing commercials for Secret deodorant.
Who'll be laughing then? heh. us!
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
I dont find it hard to think that he had his own toes painted back in the day....
BDH -
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"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
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"BigDogsHunt wrote:
I dont find it hard to think that he had his own toes painted back in the day....
Oh yeah, that's the first thing that came to mind. I wonder if he and Matt Light are gonna throw a tea party?
I want to clear something up. The mother of this child, Tyna Robertson, is a dirty, sad, money-grubbing witch. A brief history: She is a former stripper and/or prostitute-turned....real estate agent (). She has twice been convicted of defamation for accusing high-profile men of raping her - one being the dancer Michael Flately. She was ordered to pay Flatley $11 million dollars after being found guilty of defamation and inflicting emotional distress. So basically, she's a woman who takes her clothes off for pleasure/money, and is someone who badly needs money to pay back all of her debts before she goes on trying to pilfer the bank accounts of more hard-working individuals.
She has taken Brian to court quite a few times over absurd issues. She has no dignity left and is really only doing this to try and get a little more blood out of the stone, and also to make him look bad whilst doing so. She's a gold-digger in every sense.
What really bugs me is that she is bringing down a human life in doing so. Their child is dragged through the dirt because she has no regard for anything other than her bank book. This is really just a reaction to Brian's not being happy about the way she was raising her son. Might I remind you that those text-messages which often are used to slander Urlacher were PRIVATE MESSAGES. He was handling the parenting of his child in house. She, of course, took complete joy in throwing it all out to the media, and she's doing the exact same thing now.
Brian made a mistake which he will live with for the rest of her life by having a one-nighter with this dirt-bag. I think he would have much preferred to just take the STD and run. But it's sad that a child has to be dragged through life like this because of this woman.
EDIT: Here's a little bit of info on her that I found:
Tyna Robertson has also been in news in the past for owing thousands of dollars to high-end department stores, including Neiman Marcus and thousands more to casinos as well. She deceived loads of people by listing her occupation as Sales/Entertainer when she was in actuality unemployed. She has also revealed that she once has battled a gambling problem.Interestingly, she has reported her despair over the insufficient money at her disposal in a recent court affidavit as well. She listed her monthly expenses as $12,270, which included $3,000 for a nanny, $2,000 in clothes, $600 for clubs and entertaining, $1,300 for vacations and $500 in children's entertainment. Unfortunately she makes only $500 a month.
Earlier in her life, Tyna Robertson had also been employed as an exotic dancer at Thee Doll House in Stone Park. The late, popular private investigator Ernie Rizzo had studied Robertsons life in detail according to the instructions of one of his clients whom he refused to name. He revealed Robertsons gradual development from a stripper to a parasite of the rich. However, Robertson has refuted his charges as well saying that it has never been her habit to take advantage of anyone.
Today, Tyna Robertson constantly finds herself in courts settling disputes over issues that either she has raised against others or vice versa. She has also have had quarrels and arguments with others including her hairdresser, business partners and even the men she paid to paint her Dodge Viper.
America is not the world.
^ Thanks. That still doesn't change the fact that Urlacher might paint his sons nails, though.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
I would say the only thing Urlacher is guilty of is bad-judgement in picking the mother of his child.
lets just say this is true(doubtful). This is grounds to have the child taken away?really?
"azfinfanmang wrote:
I would say the only thing Urlacher is guilty of is bad-judgement in picking the mother of his child.
Yeah marrying strippers shouldn't be rushed in to. First you should date as many of them as possible and experiment a lot with them.
"anlgp wrote:
^ Thanks. That still doesn't change the fact that Urlacher might paint his sons nails, though.
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isnt this the same bitch who had all those problems with eddie murphy?!?!
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By JOE HOSEY [email protected]
Football tough guy Brian Urlacher dresses his son in pink Cinderella diapers and paints the 3-year-old's toenails blue, the child's mother charged in Will County court Tuesday.
The mother, Tyna Robertson, threatened to block Urlacher from seeing the boy if the beefy linebacker kept up the alleged effeminate antics.
LAWL......hello, my name is Joe Hosey. Nice to meet you!
"opfinistic wrote:
Yeah marrying strippers shouldn't be rushed in to. First you should date as many of them as possible and experiment a lot with them.
1 hour at a time:shifty:
Boy divorce is brutal and nasty.....
d-1
"dolphans1 wrote:
Boy divorce is brutal and nasty.....
d-1
Sometimes it's like getting a 200 lb tumor removed.
"opfinistic wrote:
Sometimes it's like getting a 200 lb tumor removed.
:sidelol: damn
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
"anlgp wrote:
:sidelol: damn
Wish I had a pic of the ex to prove it. :pointlol:
"opfinistic wrote:
Wish I had a pic of the ex to prove it. :pointlol:
I think I speak for everyone when I say that won't be necessary.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
"anlgp wrote:
I think I speak for everyone when I say that won't be necessary.
Good. Back then I didn't have a panoramic camera anyway.
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